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<i>We have Dov Charney, the King of the Wangs.</i>

I can't believe I'm going to say this, but could we please go back to talking about Kim and Kanye?

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I think that "eaten" is an appropriate euphemism only when it's the Queen that gets et.

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Who had a flouncy shirt but couldn't tuck it.....

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There once was a mayor New York Who really dressed like a dork. His shirt was real puffy His teeth were so scruffy He reminded one and all of an Orc.

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Thanks Obama

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but other than that, L.A. really does kinda suck...

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I'm glad the Blue Man Group found some work after their Vegas gig ended....

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Why am I, all of sudden, craving sushi?

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The NY Post <a href="http:\/\/nypost.com\/2014\/06\/21\/meet-captain-crook-and-the-de-bluesios-nyc-mayor-at-mermaid-parade\/" target="_blank"> went there already.</a>

I just sent a link to the Daily Callgirl, just for fun. Racist "humor" should be available shortly.

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If you have to be Mayor of New York, I suppose it's helpful to be two meters tall. (You can see over the crowd of merpeople).

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Wow, I didn't realize that Fantasy Fest was being held early this year.

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Now <i> that </i> is astonishing ... Fox News already sound like 7-10 year olds ... 7-10 years olds with fetal alcohol syndrome, that is.

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...a great splash he made at the parade, and said if you don't like it then fuck it.

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