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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>We have Dov Charney, the King of the Wangs.</i>

I can't believe I'm going to say this, but could we please go back to talking about Kim and Kanye?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I think that "eaten" is an appropriate euphemism only when it's the Queen that gets et.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Who had a flouncy shirt but couldn't tuck it.....

TundraGrifter's avatar

There once was a mayor New York Who really dressed like a dork. His shirt was real puffy His teeth were so scruffy He reminded one and all of an Orc.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

but other than that, L.A. really does kinda suck...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'm glad the Blue Man Group found some work after their Vegas gig ended....

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Why am I, all of sudden, craving sushi?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The NY Post <a href="http:\/\/nypost.com\/2014\/06\/21\/meet-captain-crook-and-the-de-bluesios-nyc-mayor-at-mermaid-parade\/" target="_blank"> went there already.</a>

I just sent a link to the Daily Callgirl, just for fun. Racist "humor" should be available shortly.

bobbert's avatar

If you have to be Mayor of New York, I suppose it's helpful to be two meters tall. (You can see over the crowd of merpeople).

Lefty Mark's avatar

Wow, I didn't realize that Fantasy Fest was being held early this year.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Now <i> that </i> is astonishing ... Fox News already sound like 7-10 year olds ... 7-10 years olds with fetal alcohol syndrome, that is.

Incoming Ham's avatar

...a great splash he made at the parade, and said if you don't like it then fuck it.