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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/news\/article-2098473\/Wanda-Holloway-s-daughter-Shanna-breaks-silence-Texas-Cheerleading-murder-plot.html" target="_blank">Shanna Holloway?</a>

Incoming Ham's avatar

Bottom line is she is *not grifty enough* for Texas.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

When most of your employees refuse to move to Texastan, and you realize that you'll have to hire from among the least-educated and least-healthy state populations in the country, and you'll have to live with cowboy-guntard-jeebusfreaks for neighbors, while dodging tornadoes, hurricanes, wildfires, droughts, and ever-hotter summers, you might think twice.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Rick Perry took this bozo's advice -- see how that worked out? 'Nuff said.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I get the impression they're staring slack-jawed at the inferno, while Faux News tells them it's not really on fire.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

I suspected they had low standards.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

I don't think Perry governs Texas so much as he walks around with a shit eating grin making an ass of himself.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

or channel her inner Molly Ivins

Fartknocker's avatar

Top Advisor to Rick Perry...

That's something I wouldn't want on my resume. Given that performance and the fact he uses the Twatter machine, David has pretty much reached the pinnacle of dumbshit.

MonkeyMotion's avatar

Dave Carney is too stupid to know he's stupid.

jqheywood's avatar

EXCELLENT Molly Ivins reference!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

better than <a href="http:\/\/usnews.nbcnews.com\/_news\/2013\/09\/12\/20454733-nature-will-have-to-clean-up-hawaii-molasses-leak-that-killed-thousands-of-fish\?lite" target="_blank">molasses</a>.