There's this guy in Texas called Dave Carney, and he is mean on the Twitter! Why do we care? Because Dave Carney is a top adviser to Texas Attorney General and probable GOP nominee for governor Greg Abbot, and was a top adviser to Rick Perry when he was running for president, and at other times. And we also care because he was mean to Wendy Davis,
When most of your employees refuse to move to Texastan, and you realize that you'll have to hire from among the least-educated and least-healthy state populations in the country, and you'll have to live with cowboy-guntard-jeebusfreaks for neighbors, while dodging tornadoes, hurricanes, wildfires, droughts, and ever-hotter summers, you might think twice.
That's something I wouldn't want on my resume. Given that performance and the fact he uses the Twatter machine, David has pretty much reached the pinnacle of dumbshit.
better than <a href="http:\/\/usnews.nbcnews.com\/_news\/2013\/09\/12\/20454733-nature-will-have-to-clean-up-hawaii-molasses-leak-that-killed-thousands-of-fish\?lite" target="_blank">molasses</a>.
<a href="http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/news\/article-2098473\/Wanda-Holloway-s-daughter-Shanna-breaks-silence-Texas-Cheerleading-murder-plot.html" target="_blank">Shanna Holloway?</a>
Bottom line is she is *not grifty enough* for Texas.
When most of your employees refuse to move to Texastan, and you realize that you&#039;ll have to hire from among the least-educated and least-healthy state populations in the country, and you&#039;ll have to live with cowboy-guntard-jeebusfreaks for neighbors, while dodging tornadoes, hurricanes, wildfires, droughts, and ever-hotter summers, you might think twice.
Rick Perry took this bozo&#039;s advice -- see how that worked out? &#039;Nuff said.
I get the impression they&#039;re staring slack-jawed at the inferno, while Faux News tells them it&#039;s not really on fire.
I suspected they had low standards.
using drugs?
I don&#039;t think Perry governs Texas so much as he walks around with a shit eating grin making an ass of himself.
or channel her inner Molly Ivins
Top Advisor to Rick Perry...
That&#039;s something I wouldn&#039;t want on my resume. Given that performance and the fact he uses the Twatter machine, David has pretty much reached the pinnacle of dumbshit.
Dave Carney is too stupid to know he&#039;s stupid.
throw tampons at him
EXCELLENT Molly Ivins reference!
better than <a href="http:\/\/usnews.nbcnews.com\/_news\/2013\/09\/12\/20454733-nature-will-have-to-clean-up-hawaii-molasses-leak-that-killed-thousands-of-fish\?lite" target="_blank">molasses</a>.