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Nope, the world's falling apart "by the <a href="http:\/\/www.the-end.com" target="_blank">27th</a>". Rebecca told us last Friday.

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B-52s are not ideal melee weapons.

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Who the fuck is Ben Heineman anyway? And what drooling moron is <em>paying</em> for him to write such complete nonsense?

Let's Wiki-ize a key passage:

<blockquote>I think there is a consensus among political observers<em>[weasel words]</em> that Clinton, by energizing key constituencies, would be a much more powerful vote-getter in key states than Biden. In an election that is going to be extremely close, she clearly could make the difference between victory and defeat for Obama--one of the rare times that the vice presidential candidate could help swing an election<em>[citation needed]</em>.</blockquote>

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I saw in a documentary once that the women he went out with were just a cover for the secret diplomatic trips he was taking (kind of like that part in "The Dark Knight" when Bruce Wayne goes on a yacht trip with the Russian ballet so he can secretly go to Hong Kong).

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Just make sure he gets placed on a direct flight to Chile.

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