Sydney Leathers Is Your Newest Octomom, With The Pornos, And The Sad

Aww yeah -- Anthony Weiner's delightfully zaftig, beach flopping, tatted-up phone-sexting partner Sydney Leathers has gone and made herself a porno!And what pray-tell is the gal who declared that dear old Carlos Danger is "too busy jacking off to be mayor" doing in said video? Why jacking off of course! And just how many wayscan we say 'saw that coming' har-har?

Yes, Sydney's solo-porn is already done and up on Vivid's website, ready for your pay-per-perusal. We do not know how much money she was paid yet, so we aren't sure how appalled we are -- but hey, you know, good for you Syd -- what 23-year-old doesn't dream of becoming one of 6 to 10 girls sexted at by an ex-congressman about her big old feet, boobs and butt? And then getting appropriate representation so that you may profit from said dalliances? Well done, Sydney Leathers, well done. Really makes Fawn Hall and Donna Rice look silly with their "No Excuses" jeans, and do NOT get us started with those purses Monica did.

Here is Sydney Leathers talking about how her sexting with Anthony Weiner "came out in the press" (hint, she gave her sexts with Anthony Weiner to the press):

I’m Sydney Leathers. Anthony Weiner and I had a “sexting” relationship for several months, and that came out in the press, so here I am! We had phone sex several times a week while this was going on. We did send each other pictures. They were pretty much all nude. He would always compliment me on my breasts, my ass. He would tell me stuff about my feet, and how good I looked in heels. I responded back and basically told him anything I thought he wanted to hear. Here’s my fully nude video. Check it out.

Oh we will, when it is not a thing that costs money. Just hang on girlie. And do we know if this is the true Carlos Danger experience, or is she just winging it? One can not be completely sure that she rolled around on an American flag while, ahem, letting her fingers do the walking -- (haha get THAT one, old people?) and talking to the Weiner, but it would be irresponsible not to speculate.

We are torn between feeling an empty pit of Sad for Ms. Leathers and thinking "well at least she can get out of Indiana now Jesus."

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