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bobbert's avatar

A Idiot, please.

(Wonkette usage)

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

No silly, white male conservative Christians are the victims here- just like always...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Wait until they all start calling you sir

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

As long as you hit the early bird senior special at the buffet and were in bed by sunset...

TundraGrifter's avatar

I'd say that charming young lady in the GIF had done that before...

TundraGrifter's avatar

I: I'll break it to you as gently as I can.

If they are a perfect match she has a formica top.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/images.wildammo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/zKI9T.gif" target="_blank">This</a> will put you off your food for the rest of the day...

bobbert's avatar

My neck, my back ♫

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

your very own noodly appendage?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

i knew a stripper named Bambi- turns out that is her given name (I made her show me her DL)

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Sydney Leathers - Pulling Herself Up By Her Own Bootstraps

BarackMyWorld's avatar

The free sites usually have more viruses than the porn industry did in the 70s. And the ads pop up more than a herpes outbreak.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

they'll just up the ante by wearing a Faraday suit