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A Idiot, please.

(Wonkette usage)

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No silly, white male conservative Christians are the victims here- just like always...

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Wait until they all start calling you sir

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As long as you hit the early bird senior special at the buffet and were in bed by sunset...

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I'd say that charming young lady in the GIF had done that before...

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Probably bra straps.

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I: I'll break it to you as gently as I can.

If they are a perfect match she has a formica top.

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<a href="http:\/\/images.wildammo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/zKI9T.gif" target="_blank">This</a> will put you off your food for the rest of the day...

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My neck, my back ♫

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your very own noodly appendage?

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i knew a stripper named Bambi- turns out that is her given name (I made her show me her DL)

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SHAKE SHAKE SENORA <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpNk860pTO4">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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Sydney Leathers - Pulling Herself Up By Her Own Bootstraps

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The free sites usually have more viruses than the porn industry did in the 70s. And the ads pop up more than a herpes outbreak.

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WEINERNADO!!!

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they'll just up the ante by wearing a Faraday suit

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