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The conspiracy is deeper than you know - the <i>whole Washington Monument</i> is fake. OK, there's a scale model about 15 feet tall that they use various camera tricks to incorporate into photographs and the like, but it's about as real as the Starship Enterprise.

If you think about it, the whole idea that there would be some kind of Egyptian obelisk as a memorial to the first American president is absurd. What was he, a Pharaoh or something?

Similarly, we used to pretend there was a giant pagoda set up to honor John Adams, but that proved so laughable we dropped it.

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If we let go of the idea that the Government has to do everything, other options become obvious. Let's get Big Parks out of the monument business, and privatize it. Imagine the bidding war for naming rights and logo rights. The Levitra™-Washington Monument? The Hustler™ Monument to George Washington, brought to you by Larry Flynt? The Adam and Eve™ Mandingo Supreme Washington Monument? The Astroglide™ Personal Lubricant Washington Monument??

The Santorum 2016 Washington Monument?

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To whoever is going to be repairing the monument. Two words. Gorilla Glue.

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Or worse, a John Hyatt.

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Stephanie Miller loves labia? I didn't know that, somehow. She's not on in my confedrate radio market since Air America went tits up.

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Just the beginning of what DC will look like after the teatards have had their way. Such as <a href="http://tinyurl.com/3ez5gql" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://tinyurl.com/3ez5gql">http://tinyurl.com/3ez5gql</a>.

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Further proof that illegal aliens are destroying America.

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