I'm really happy their mission was a success and I am delighted that the female member of the crew was the one who unclogged the toilet. However, I fee a little bittersweet because Artemis 1 had an all-female crew that was supposed to fly during Women's History month but was cancelled because their spacesuits didn't fit
Swalwell has dropped out, or at least suspended his campaign which usually is the precursor to dropping out. In this case he did the right thing, although he should had done the right thing with the women i.e. not harass or assault them, that would have avoided this whole mess.
I encourage JD to start campaigning in earnest for every Republican seeking officer Perhaps he can get Junior and Eric to assist, and they can start traveling the country in the "Mutt Cut" van Dumb, Dumber, and Dumberest!
Swear to Crom I remember that when Swalwell started doing MSNBC hits I thought wow, that guy has the vibes of the too-charming and too-handsome SVU character who Olivia Benson ends up busting with a fridge full of body parts.
“… and also ranted insults at the “WEAK on crime” Pope.” ::blink:: ::blink:: Does, does this twice-digested bilious dumbass know what a Pope is? Or what he typically does? Or is he just repeating the same talking points he cuts and pastes into all of his political endorsements and attack ads? What’s next? The Pope is low IQ and a nasty woman who believes in open borders and is eating the dogs and the cats? I just cannot anymore with this hateful, embarrassing imbecile.
"Also last weekend JD Vance took his cheese touch to Islamabad for 20+ hours of talks with representatives from Iran which apparently did not succeed at whatever he was trying to accomplish"
Some warriors have the touch of death; JD has the touch of cheese.
My yoga teacher used to travel to India to study from her teacher every other year or so; whenever she asked her friends there what they would like her to bring them from the States, the most popular request was Velveeta ... ! 🤷🏻♂️
"A new poll found that the only demographic with a positive view of Israel and PM Benjamin Netanyahu in the US right now is Republicans over the age of 50. (Pew)"
Pew poll or early onset dementia test? You decide.
Your hed gif info: https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/spring-break-snapshots-that-are-outta
And meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/354911d0-f15b-4211-b061-f38aa684dbc8
Flying 'round the moon
Is a voyage that is swell
But Dancing on the Moon
Now has its own smell.
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTomhkB1Z5MdtoNQK3LmuQm-9EsVzIWaDMcpJ0jo19fug&s=10
LOL! If a buck can be made somewhere, somebody will think of it.
I'm working on a roll-on underarm CBD deodorant. It really doesn't smell good, but who cares?
I'm really happy their mission was a success and I am delighted that the female member of the crew was the one who unclogged the toilet. However, I fee a little bittersweet because Artemis 1 had an all-female crew that was supposed to fly during Women's History month but was cancelled because their spacesuits didn't fit
That was a planned ISS crew change flight, not Artemis. Artemis I was an uncrewed shakedown flight, from the beginning.
Exactly right.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artemis_I
The all-female spacewalk happened in 2019 and included Christina Koch, one of the Artemis II astronauts.
Love the selfie
The lengths some people will go just for an instagram pic
Thanks, those are beautiful! Too bad they’re fake, the moon was only a crescent shape this morning.
It's always full somewhere in space.
You do such great work!
Hmm, no Klingons. <Uranus joke>
Fake! The Dipshit regime would never include DEI hires on a spaceship. One crew member is a woman and another is Black. Or are they Canadians?
You can bet that if something had gone wrong, that would be the exact litany from the Right.
NASA needs to build a wall
I don't understand this habit that some men have for distributing pics of their dicks. All dicks look pretty much the same. So what's the point?
Week’s not starting out so bad ...
https://www.ms.now/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/judge-dismisses-trump-wall-street-journal-epstein-case
Swalwell has dropped out, or at least suspended his campaign which usually is the precursor to dropping out. In this case he did the right thing, although he should had done the right thing with the women i.e. not harass or assault them, that would have avoided this whole mess.
He's now done the right thing - or one of them at least - and dropped out of the Gov race.
LOL 😹
https://bsky.app/profile/joncooper-us.bsky.social/post/3mjevg72x4c2t
Gee, what an oversight that all of the people in that AI Trump Jesus pic are white.
Also I think that guy is literally "Stargate"-era Richard Dean Anderson. Maybe they're all in an alternate Earth.
The lesson for us from Hungary: 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘭𝘦𝘧𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘯𝘰 𝘰𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘶𝘭𝘵.
re: Trump's "healing Jesus" meme [pic at the link if you need a reminder]
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com
Couldn’t Donald just deem the strait closed with his Jesus laser?
https://bsky.app/profile/adamkinzinger.substack.com/post/3mjf4akagfc2q
The replies are 😽🤌 ...
https://unsourcednews.com/pope-says-beast-of-revelation-will-have-seven-heads-ten-horns-and-a-surprisingly-aggressive-social-media-strategy/
“ ... modern believers should also remain vigilant for ‘a figure of unusual hue who appears incapable of logging off.’” 😹
I encourage JD to start campaigning in earnest for every Republican seeking officer Perhaps he can get Junior and Eric to assist, and they can start traveling the country in the "Mutt Cut" van Dumb, Dumber, and Dumberest!
Swear to Crom I remember that when Swalwell started doing MSNBC hits I thought wow, that guy has the vibes of the too-charming and too-handsome SVU character who Olivia Benson ends up busting with a fridge full of body parts.
“… and also ranted insults at the “WEAK on crime” Pope.” ::blink:: ::blink:: Does, does this twice-digested bilious dumbass know what a Pope is? Or what he typically does? Or is he just repeating the same talking points he cuts and pastes into all of his political endorsements and attack ads? What’s next? The Pope is low IQ and a nasty woman who believes in open borders and is eating the dogs and the cats? I just cannot anymore with this hateful, embarrassing imbecile.
Suck it RW aholes worldwide!! Orbán's crushing defeat is just the beginning!
"Also last weekend JD Vance took his cheese touch to Islamabad for 20+ hours of talks with representatives from Iran which apparently did not succeed at whatever he was trying to accomplish"
Some warriors have the touch of death; JD has the touch of cheese.
cheese libulz.
Unless it's nasty cheese with fuzzy green growths on it.
It's a hunk of Velveeta sitting in the back of the fridge for over a decade; it's hard and green and putrid.
WELL over a decade, maybe two. I mean, VELVEETA!?! what is that shit even made of?
My yoga teacher used to travel to India to study from her teacher every other year or so; whenever she asked her friends there what they would like her to bring them from the States, the most popular request was Velveeta ... ! 🤷🏻♂️
ONe bright spot this morning, Orbán gets crushed, getting only 37% of the vote Good job, JD!!
"A new poll found that the only demographic with a positive view of Israel and PM Benjamin Netanyahu in the US right now is Republicans over the age of 50. (Pew)"
Pew poll or early onset dementia test? You decide.