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eddi-SABH's avatar

Cuttlefish look positively prehistoric. Too smart to evolve, they kept their armored good looks after other cephalopods bailed.

Littorally Speaking's avatar

“Needz moar wasabi, hooman.”

Menotsure's avatar

I know that cuttlefish

Lives here on earth

And isn't from outer space

And yet I feel

He'd be quite at home

Taking a clutch at your face.

Stanta Knows's avatar

That's a David Lynch Guild Navigator. It's going to bend space.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

That calamar looks remarkably like Elizabeth Taylor in "Boom."

Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

Very cool. Thanks!

Tommy Mo's avatar

Now, her hair was as black as a bucket of tar

her skin as white as a cuttlefish bone

I left Texas to follow Lucinda

Now I'll never see heaven or home

SkeptiKC's avatar

I simply LOVE these clever cuttlefish! Close cousins of the marine mensas, octopi, these cute cuttlefish contrive very clever methods of snatching up their snacks or just messing with their neighbors.

If I could become a merperson I'd hang out with these creatures like humans hang out with their dogs.

PrimerGray's avatar

Cuttlefish cross dress to woo the ladies. I learned about this years ago. Very clever.

https://www.discovery.com/nature/cuttlefish-cross-dress

Mike_Cramer's avatar

“GIVE US THE CUTTLE…fish.””

https://youtu.be/eICyqjtsizo?si=APomoy3O9CEmgtv3

TerseNurse's avatar

I wish I was a cuttlefish

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

They can also change their spots! Fascinating creatures.

tehbaddr's avatar

And now I feel a little bit guilty about all the Mongo Ika I've consumed.

The Wanderer's avatar

Cuddlefeesh!

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot's avatar

My Ohio coal country kinfolk say "feesh" instead of "fish."

Worriedman's avatar

Bet they catch them in the crick!

The Wanderer's avatar

I just use it for grins and giggles.

Meccalopolis's avatar

What in Cthulu?!?!

The Wanderer's avatar

Can't be; it doesn't drive you insane.

Boethius Unconsoled's avatar

As to "resistance", I'm wondering what the plan is when (not if) the executive branch starts removing sites from the internet, restricting access to the internet, and so forth. Surely, if the Marines are sent to intervene in Los Angeles, we aren't that far from it. I know you know, but please don't bring up "legality" :)

Wondering Woman's avatar

Yeah, we all know how TFG obsesses about numbers, so let's show him that Pride is bigger than all his uh THE tanks! Don't watch or stream the shameful waste of our taxpayer money!

lordpnut's avatar

Tin soldiers and Nixon's boner...

John Norris's avatar

I wish all the undocumented workers in DC would sit out this weekend.

Cincinnatus's avatar

Brad Bondi, the brother of Attorney General Pam Bondi, garnered just 9 percent of the vote in the election for president of the D.C. bar association, according to a tally. His opponent, the Maryland-based employment lawyer Diane Seltzer, captured more than 90 percent of the vote. Bondi, who enlisted a New York-based public relations specialist known for attacking the media during the race, blamed partisan animosity toward his sister for the drubbing, even though Seltzer was better known and liked by members. [NYT]

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

So fuckin' what? Your sister's a corrupt piece of shit who is destroying the most important law enforcement position in the United States. I wouldn't use any lawyer who didn't have partisan animosity toward you.

Asshole.

Hank Napkin's avatar

Sure, it's a mess of Sir's own making. Sure, Sir has some kind of revenge in mind. Sure, Sir thinks Sir is on top of it all. But, the world waits and wants to know: "How Will Trump Fuck Up His Very Own Fuck Up in a Multilayer Fuck Up This Fucking Time?"

Khavrinen's avatar

"Remember the time Kristi Noem said, “If Joe Biden federalizes the National Guard, that would be a direct attack on states' rights”?"

Kristi Noem doesn't remember that!

PRW's avatar

Also, 'Battle for Los Angeles' is not the preferred nomenclature. 'TACO Bell riots', please.

Dang's avatar

Fuck this shit

Time for CA to secede

Cuz that’s what ya get….

https://youtu.be/RmU-8NUo9-s?si=Uxi2NSSDyYylxykJ

The Covfefes ASAP!'s avatar

Remember this cutie pie? Well he's asking the right question. Imagine if he did that.

https://youtube.com/shorts/xvriwMCa7rE?si=syP3B18979iotuFg

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Cuttlefish has such lovely eyes! Clearly, they have watched Million Dollar Mermaid more than once. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5HufDgwD4w

Let me sum up's avatar

In 2d L.A. vid, DHS spokex says "federal agents were vastly outnumbered." Yes, exactly.

And might I add, bwahahaha.

Shocktreatment's avatar

Oh good. Another bunch with their fingers on the American pulse...

𝗦𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗻 𝗕𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗶𝘀𝘁𝘀 𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗽𝗼𝗿𝗻, 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝘀𝗮𝗺𝗲-𝘀𝗲𝘅 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗶𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 ‘𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗳𝘂𝗹 𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗱𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀’

Southern Baptists meeting this week in Dallas will be asked to approve resolutions calling for a legal ban on pornography and a reversal of the U.S. Supreme Court’s approval of same-sex marriage.

The proposed resolutions call for laws on gender, marriage and family based on what they say is the biblically stated order of divine creation. They also call for legislators to curtail sports betting and to support policies that promote childbearing...In a denomination where support for President Donald Trump is strong, there is little on the advance agenda referencing specific actions by Trump since taking office in January in areas such as tariffs, immigration or the pending budget bill containing cuts in taxes, food aid and Medicaid...

https://apnews.com/article/southern-baptists-pornography-sports-betting-gay-marriage-aac48e558ea4b7f1c3b869b917e6eea2

"M"'s avatar

Forbidding dancing any minute

Sherry's avatar

That TX SB is insane. Stated that they can’t do anything already approved by the First Amendment. On campus though. No word about conducting business at another place so it’s pretty much a waste of time. What a bunch of eegits trying to stop kids from doing what they do any damn way.

YesssAnd's avatar

How to I get a link to that clip of Noem on Hannity? So far, I've been unsuccessful.

Sister Artemis's avatar

I couldn't find it (ok, only spent about 3 minutes looking) but it seems be something she said in early February of 2024

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/kristi-noem-war-texas-border-standoff-1234960568/

YesssAnd's avatar

Thanks for trying and for the link.

Sister Artemis's avatar

The youtube link is now in Jeff Tiedrich's daily post, so FOUND IT! (Yay!?)

https://youtu.be/HXtoJpo6sDQ?si=uy4F_86jx4X8trP_

YesssAnd's avatar

Oh wow!! Thank you so much. Have a wonderful day.