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pikaomega's avatar

Does anyone know who the portly, white haired guy is by Trump's right (left side in the pictures) that I have seen who was seemingly clocking in to the fact that Trump is slooooowly slumping over in his chair (I think he can see the reflections in the phones on the desk, and the fact that Trump is melting in his direction)? I watched a 16 or so second clip to them all in the fellatio semi-circle when he is nodding and the white haired guy is kneading his hands, looking at the camera like "does anyone else see this shit?" kind of way. There's even a still with him putting his head in his hands because Trump is post-tantrum sleepy and about to fall out of his chair. I'd love to know which one of the sycophants was so when he comes out with the standard "'Sir! I wasn't looking, I didn't see anything,' he said with tears in his eyes."

Warren's avatar

Donnie needs a security blanket. The biggest, most beautiful security blanket ever. Made of outing flannel. Most people dont know that outing flannel makes the best security blnkets, like Linus has in Peanuts. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Lenni Nyberg's avatar

The sycophants with their hands crossed in front of them in supplication to their master is down right nauseating.

Jessica's avatar

Trump and his emotional support flunkies

mtn_socialist's avatar

In that photo Trump is not sleeping, he is behind the wheel and is steering the Federal government into yet another hard right turn.

mtn_socialist's avatar

The Leaning Tower of Pissy.

eddi-SABH's avatar

As I said the more Trump sleeps, the safer the world is.

beb's avatar

I keep waiting for someone to "casually" and "accidentally" bump sleeping Trump's chair.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

The fact that he can only stay awake long enough to talk about his vanity projects is all you need to know.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Your daily reminder that I had a minicog test at my annual wellness check on Tuesday, June 2, 2026 and aced that motherfucker.

I am ready, willing, and able to serve. I don't need a lot of formal bullshit. Just send me the nuclear codes.

Littorally Speaking's avatar

Okay, which one of these is “camel”?

a) 🐎

b) 🐅

c) 🦆

T L Mills's avatar

"They" want to call it the Trump promenade...????? Who is this "they" of whom you speak, Mr. Preznitwit? Are you sure it isn't just YOU that wants such a fool-ass thing and YOU that wants to name it after...who else but YOURSELF????? Somebody get Donny a NASA crawler transport to lug his gigantic (and still growing) ego around on!

Judi Lakin's avatar

It’s really getting embarrassing! Do the GOP know what dementia symptoms are? I know there are several doctors in the Congress and they should be speaking up. His mind is really not working right and his body is not looking too good either. He needs help.

kmblue187's avatar

"Hmmm...speak up or have my taxes raised? Let someone else do it."

kmblue187's avatar

And so do we (the good citizens of the USA) need help !

John Brown's avatar

Good night, man. Good night, woman. Good night camera. Good night tv….

JR's avatar

He's going to have to get up early this Sunday to go to church before all the birthday partying begins. Franklin Graham expecting it. He can twxt from the church pew before he goes up to get his cracker. Before all the violent bouncy house beatings begin on the holiest day of rest.

SkeptiKC's avatar

Jaysum crimony. The Depraved Despot looks and unequivocally sounds like one of the patients on the locked-down CVA unit at the rehab hospital. And it's only getting worse with every passing day.

Prepare for a devastating absence of impulse control as the summer wanes...