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chascates's avatar

You know, we poorz might ought to built a few guillotines, just in case.

bobbert's avatar

Also, e.g., dreads and tats, too. Also.

Jared James's avatar

Money is virtue.

Poverty is apostasy.

Ignorance is strength.

Jared James's avatar

If only we would sensibly cut some taxes, those children could stop with the drinking and skipping church and gambling and get themselves to work with the bootstraps and the job creators.

It's like listening to Sarah Palin speak, except with the playback slowed down.

Jared James's avatar

I note they also call Thomas Sowell an "economist."

Incoming Ham's avatar

I knew there was a reason for poorness - unattractiveness! Soon these barnacles on the ship of Real American (tm) society will be asking for plastic surgery on the governments dime.

Damn, I feel stupid for not thinking of this before. Thanks Ben!

diogenez's avatar

Ben Stein is still alive?

diogenez's avatar

Say, didn't Ben Stein work for Nixon?

Wasn't Nixon famously a Jew hater?

Tell me again how smart you are, Ben Stein.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

because he fellates the douchebags who are ruining this country on a daily basis

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

What does Ben Stein say?

Whatever the asshole paying him tells him to say- Stein is a fucking whore

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Ben Stein, proving that even the allegedly smart conservatives don't have a fucking clue how cause and effect works

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Disastrously unfortunate appearance in amateur scat porn, like my mother in the Catskills, which is sort of tangentially related."

I think that's the full quote.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"fight overweening government"

Barack Obama dick sooo big...

Fartknocker's avatar

Ben Stein would be embraced in North Korea. I watched PBS Frontline this week which revealed just how 99.9% of the North Koreans are truly fucked by that regime. Ben would love how the North Koreans just toss orphaned kids in the streets. I'm sure he would also enjoy watching the firing squads, death by flamethrowers or rabid dogs.

And as a reminder, let's remember why Ben is no longer a journalist: <a href="http:\/\/gawker.com\/5331835\/pitchman-ben-stein-gets-economist-ben-stein-fired-at-the-new-york-times" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://gawker.com/5331835/pitchman-ben-stein-gets...">http://gawker.com/5331835/p...

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

That's a lot of window dressing to basically say to the poors "Hey at least you don't live in some third-world hellhole, so suck it up."