Ever wondered if you are a Smart Conservative or a total America-hating idiot? Probably not, but just in case you're confused, the folks at the National Center for Public Policy Research -- who, apparently, are not in any way kidding -- have devised a super simple quiz
That quiz was about as scientific as me looking at turd that I just deposited in a toilet and thinking "oh that's right, Mrs. Fartknocker made her corn casserole last night."
I donate to the USO because I want to actually support the troops. They must sell their mailing list because I occasionally get letters and quizzes from wingnuts like the one in the post. <blockquote>How much does Obama hate America? a) a lot b) a boatload c) totally</blockquote> Usually there&#039;s a question like this<blockquote>How much can to give us to help defeat Obama&#039;s extremist agenda? a) a lot b) a boatload c) here&#039;s a blank check</blockquote>
Wonket quizzing determines if you&#039;re a Buttfeckless liberal.
AOT,K (All of them, Kirby)
Zero branches despite all those chickens!? NOT FAIR, MOTHER NATURE
They easily fall for lies about conservatives told by the liberal media.
No mention of the idjits who fall for Faux News bullshit? Oh wait - those are the people taking the quiz.
They are willing to help you with that.
Evidently, true conservatives always pick the long, complicated, nonsensical answer.
Except in Texas.
Theresa LePore?
...Haha, we all know the answer to all of those questions on the test is:
D)<strong> BengHaZi!!!!!!11!!!!</strong>
Ironically enough, now Dick Gregory is a leading proponent.
That quiz was about as scientific as me looking at turd that I just deposited in a toilet and thinking &quot;oh that&#039;s right, Mrs. Fartknocker made her corn casserole last night.&quot;
I answered &quot;AOT,K&quot; for AOT,K. What do I win?
I took the quiz.. Apparently I&#039;m middle of road but they are willing to help me.
Fossils have a liberal bias. The real proof is in the Bible.
I donate to the USO because I want to actually support the troops. They must sell their mailing list because I occasionally get letters and quizzes from wingnuts like the one in the post. <blockquote>How much does Obama hate America? a) a lot b) a boatload c) totally</blockquote> Usually there&#039;s a question like this<blockquote>How much can to give us to help defeat Obama&#039;s extremist agenda? a) a lot b) a boatload c) here&#039;s a blank check</blockquote>
Utah is where Mormons live, Utahraptor, was clearly what AmericanJeebus would have ridden.