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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Wonket quizzing determines if you're a Buttfeckless liberal.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

AOT,K (All of them, Kirby)

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Zero branches despite all those chickens!? NOT FAIR, MOTHER NATURE

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

They easily fall for lies about conservatives told by the liberal media.

No mention of the idjits who fall for Faux News bullshit? Oh wait - those are the people taking the quiz.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Evidently, true conservatives always pick the long, complicated, nonsensical answer.

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

Theresa LePore?

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...Haha, we all know the answer to all of those questions on the test is:

D)<strong> BengHaZi!!!!!!11!!!!</strong>

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Jared James's avatar

Ironically enough, now Dick Gregory is a leading proponent.

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Fartknocker's avatar

That quiz was about as scientific as me looking at turd that I just deposited in a toilet and thinking "oh that's right, Mrs. Fartknocker made her corn casserole last night."

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

I answered "AOT,K" for AOT,K. What do I win?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I took the quiz.. Apparently I'm middle of road but they are willing to help me.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Fossils have a liberal bias. The real proof is in the Bible.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I donate to the USO because I want to actually support the troops. They must sell their mailing list because I occasionally get letters and quizzes from wingnuts like the one in the post. <blockquote>How much does Obama hate America? a) a lot b) a boatload c) totally</blockquote> Usually there's a question like this<blockquote>How much can to give us to help defeat Obama's extremist agenda? a) a lot b) a boatload c) here's a blank check</blockquote>

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Utah is where Mormons live, Utahraptor, was clearly what AmericanJeebus would have ridden.

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