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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Oh, the things you must say.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Proof once again that there should be an IQ test, before people are given a keyboard and an internet connection.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Eric Cantor's in media now?!!!

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SullivanSt's avatar

Chuck Norris?

That way, whoever loses, we win!

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

First Phil Bergman and now Levon? I think I'm going to drink this week away.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Folks like Robertson support the Jews only because they're needed for the final act in Revelations. "Personally, we hate the Jews, but without them we can't have a proper Armageddon".

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Zombie Charlton Heston.

Automatic weapons, unlimited caliber, at ten paces, just for audience appeal.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Gotta admit, Pat's got it down pat.

I never thought he'd pick up my legalizing drugs schtick!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Got a consulting gig in Uzbekistan. My straight man, Pat, is standing in for me.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

With guys like Roberson around, there's no need to make it complicated.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.cartoonistgroup.com\/store\/add.php\?iid=43175" target="_blank">This.</a>

That is all.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

She was right, and you were wrong, and that made all the difference.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Add three more wingtards, and ... flush!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Yah, that's sort of my take on the Xtards' Revelations fetish. Jeebus and his posse were basically the original reformed Jews -- not even a separate religion, until a few centuries later. Makes you wonder who, exactly, he'd be likely to recruit for some Rapture action, because I'm pretty damned sure it's not Robertson and his fuckwad followers.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Only the ones who've had sex. (The sluts!)

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