The fine fellows at RightWingWatch have once again brought the most delightful of horrorshows to our attention. (How do they do it every day ?) Below, you will find Pat Robertson explaining that anti-Semitism is the Devil's Work (yes?), and the Devil hates Israel because Israel is evidence of the existence of God (oookay?) because the Messiah came from there (maybe???) and “the poor Jews don’t understand that, it’s too cosmic for most of them to grasp, especially because they don’t believe Jesus is the Messiah.” (AWESOME!) But you know, not believing Jesus is the Messiah (that and med school) is kind of their
Folks like Robertson support the Jews only because they're needed for the final act in Revelations. "Personally, we hate the Jews, but without them we can't have a proper Armageddon".
Yah, that's sort of my take on the Xtards' Revelations fetish. Jeebus and his posse were basically the original reformed Jews -- not even a separate religion, until a few centuries later. Makes you wonder who, exactly, he'd be likely to recruit for some Rapture action, because I'm pretty damned sure it's not Robertson and his fuckwad followers.
Oh, the things you must say.
Proof once again that there should be an IQ test, before people are given a keyboard and an internet connection.
Eric Cantor's in media now?!!!
Chuck Norris?
That way, whoever loses, we win!
First Phil Bergman and now Levon? I think I'm going to drink this week away.
Folks like Robertson support the Jews only because they're needed for the final act in Revelations. "Personally, we hate the Jews, but without them we can't have a proper Armageddon".
Well, doh.
Zombie Charlton Heston.
Automatic weapons, unlimited caliber, at ten paces, just for audience appeal.
Gotta admit, Pat's got it down pat.
I never thought he'd pick up my legalizing drugs schtick!
Got a consulting gig in Uzbekistan. My straight man, Pat, is standing in for me.
With guys like Roberson around, there's no need to make it complicated.
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That is all.
She was right, and you were wrong, and that made all the difference.
Add three more wingtards, and ... flush!
Yah, that&#039;s sort of my take on the Xtards&#039; Revelations fetish. Jeebus and his posse were basically the original reformed Jews -- not even a separate religion, until a few centuries later. Makes you wonder who, exactly, he&#039;d be likely to recruit for some Rapture action, because I&#039;m pretty damned sure it&#039;s not Robertson and his fuckwad followers.
Only the ones who&#039;ve had sex. (The sluts!)