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the grace of long life bestows such wisdom!

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Ωbjectifier's avatar

Who among us hasn't flushed an M-80 down a terlet?

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Jukesgrrl's avatar

Logic is not their strong suit. Not the strength of their candidate of choice either.

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Jukesgrrl's avatar

I thought only the Republican 1% and Mr. Senator Feinstein went to Bohemian Grove.

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Rachel Book Harlot's avatar

Sounds like something only a guilty person would say...

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Parchment Scroll's avatar

Urinal cakes are blocks of water-soluble deodorizer. The act of urinating in and/or flushing a urinal wets them, activating them to cover the smell of urine.

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OldMayfly's avatar

I totally enjoy the crazy wing nut stuff on line--but certainly wouldn't like to experience it closer to home.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Cleanup on Aisle 15. TODD STARNES YOU ARE NO LONGER WELCOME IN THIS STORE"

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Mavenmaven's avatar

Trump's Commandos, at the level of competency of his intelligence agency, led by O'Keefe.

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Queen Méabh's avatar

Aha, thanks. An interesting color choice.

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Dr. Danger - AKA Jeffocaster's avatar

I hate IL Nazis

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Parchment Scroll's avatar

They're pretty much always either pink or blue. I've never personally seen a different color.

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In-Home Tooter's avatar

You'll never prove anything, copper. I'm just an ordinary electrician, and............BAD IS GOOD, BABY! DOWN WITH GOVERNMENT!!.

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VasilyTheCognitiveDissident's avatar

Is it on then? Are we on the brink, staring into the abyss? Was this the opening shot of Civil War II? Did the shit actually hit the fan?

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Ranina's avatar

Probably just someone who had been shopping at Krazy Kaplan's Fireworks and realized that she had one too many bottle rockets in her purse, so she left one behind to lighten the load.(Anyone who drives I-94 just east of Chicago is bombarded with these billboards at this time of year. ( In addition to ambulance chasers and 1-800-jesus.)http://faculty.madisoncolle...

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Goposaur's avatar

Domestic terrorism, plain and simple. If we're going to be stuck with the Pat act, then fucking use it and make an example.

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