As you may have heard, Target will soon be closing all 133 of its stores in Canada, probably because they won't allow Americans with guns to march around with their assault rifles. [contextly_sidebar id="RVny3plFJDfucJW9p9LpcU5xStvU5fTV"] Or maybe, if you believe "business journalism," it's because Target expanded too quickly and had constant problems getting enough merchandise to many of the new Canadian stores, as Slate had no end of fun showing us:
To be fair, half of that golden parachute is to be paid in <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Canadian_Tire_money" target="_blank">Canadian Tire money.</a>
Hosed by a hoser.
$61 million is a lot of muneez! I&#039;d be willing to fuck up a major company for half of that.
George D. Dayton creates The Dayton Foundation with a $1 million endowment and a purpose to aid in promoting the welfare of mankind anywhere in the world. Renamed the Dayton-Hudson Foundation in 1969, it later becomes the Target Foundation in 2000.
&quot;Success is making ourselves useful in the world, valuable to society, helping in lifting in the level of humanity, so conducting ourselves that when we go the world will be somewhat better of our having lived the brief span of our lives.&quot;
&mdash;George Draper Dayton
.The Daytons believed that they only needed so much money so they placed a cap on their earnings and gave the rest away. Their grandson is now our liberal governor and has balanced the budget by raising taxes on the rich. Our economy is great, unemployment is 3.6% and Forbes rated us #8 in the nation for businesses. 61 million is obscene.
For a bleeding heart librul, my chest cavity is empty of empathy for that guy. I need to find a job that better compensates me for abysmal performance.
Assuming prompt delivery of my Hotsky to Trotsky Liz Warren t-shirt ($423 Cdn ameros) I will use all of my influence to ensure that we all remain on speaking/purring terms. Otherwise I will slag Americans at every opportunity.
The <i>workers</i> get the golden <strike>Silkwood</strike> shower.
Those that fail upward, do. Those that can&#039;t fail upward, go into politics.
Why is &quot;get rich&quot; crossed out?