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When my son was in school, I told him "there's a kid in Kyoto who wants your job". HA HA I was wrong. It was a kid in India. Fundamentalist parents should spend a few seconds considering why China is producing a lot of smart people by sending them to secular American universities.

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The only true story in the bibles is that one where god just fucks with that one guy constantly super hard .. I believe that one.

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If it's stupid, venal and will cause severe pain to the moral centers of people's brains you can bet the Florida Legislature is right on top of it.

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Also ask him if he saw the parting of the Red Sea, and if he sailed on Noah's Ark.

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Discrimination against bullshit in the pursuit of education is no vice.

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There's a reason why "getting jobbed" means what it does.

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So wait, does that mean we have to go back to cubits?

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God I hope my time for sexy fun is not measured in fortnights.

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'Math teachers often set time aside...to explore numbers in the bible. As I recall, the Book of Numbers doesn't contain any mathematics.

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Stamp out Arabic numbers!

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RIIIIIGGHT!

What's a cubit?

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What scares me is that some domestic companies WILL hire them; and inevitably, these know-nothings will get butthurt at some secularist like me, and we all know where that ends,don't we?

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Nope. "Education" is whatever parents can get away with.

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