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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

When my son was in school, I told him "there's a kid in Kyoto who wants your job". HA HA I was wrong. It was a kid in India. Fundamentalist parents should spend a few seconds considering why China is producing a lot of smart people by sending them to secular American universities.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

The only true story in the bibles is that one where god just fucks with that one guy constantly super hard .. I believe that one.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

If it's stupid, venal and will cause severe pain to the moral centers of people's brains you can bet the Florida Legislature is right on top of it.

PubOption's avatar

Also ask him if he saw the parting of the Red Sea, and if he sailed on Noah's Ark.

Jared James's avatar

Discrimination against bullshit in the pursuit of education is no vice.

bobbert's avatar

There's a reason why "getting jobbed" means what it does.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

So wait, does that mean we have to go back to cubits?

Fartknocker's avatar

God I hope my time for sexy fun is not measured in fortnights.

PubOption's avatar

'Math teachers often set time aside...to explore numbers in the bible. As I recall, the Book of Numbers doesn't contain any mathematics.

PubOption's avatar

Stamp out Arabic numbers!

The Quirk's avatar

RIIIIIGGHT!

What's a cubit?

The Quirk's avatar

What scares me is that some domestic companies WILL hire them; and inevitably, these know-nothings will get butthurt at some secularist like me, and we all know where that ends,don't we?

The Quirk's avatar

Nope. "Education" is whatever parents can get away with.