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Well, 'moderate' Republican, as far as that goes. No visible fangs but the regular fascist mentality.

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"Insurrection is an art, and like all arts has its own laws"

- Leon Trotsky

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needz moar cheetoz

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I got teabagged once, and I became much less pliable.

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Most people routinely finish up a BM with TP.

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What size tire tracks does Mitt usually sport?

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A RINO in name only??? That's making my head hurt.

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Cry havoc, and let slip the scooters of war.

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The ramps are only present as a result of the evil, socialist ADA.

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"They weren’t wearing face paint, but they said they felt like they were in Braveheart." If Braveheart involved fighters that were at least 40 pounds overweight, carrying misspelled signs and rode Hoverrounds, that is.

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You dance with the one you brought to the party.

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Oh no, this cannot be true, the founding fathers didn't found any universities, like for instance that elistist UVa.

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I would imagine a large group of rascals and hover rounds rolling into Hatch’s office all loaded up with loud and somewhat flatulent retarded heavy weights might be kind of frightening.

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It's not like Orrin Hatch was elected by his constituents or anything. Oh, only tea baggers are supposed to vote. I see.

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Uber tea-bagger Michele Bachmann says "God told me to run for president". This can mean only one thing. God loves Barack Obama.

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