Remember Eric Cantor? Republican from Virginia, Majority Leader for his caucus in the House, perpetually looks like a guy entering his ninth day of trying to poop out a dildo that some overly enthusiastic District hooker shoved so far up his rectum that it lodged against his liver? Yeah, that guy. Cantor has been angling for the top job as Speaker of the House since the moment the current Speaker, John Boehner, took the gavel in his trembling, nicotine-stained hands back in 2011. Cantor worked hard to suck up to the psychotic shitweasels of the Tea Party and shiv Boehner in the back every chance he got, positioning himself to take over if the wingnuts were to successfully mount a coup against the Orange One after the upcoming midterm election.
Slightly OT, but King-of-all-Media <i>Flashboys</i> author Michael Lewis said in an interview that the guys who started the Investors&#039; Exchange looked into available domain names and found that, in fact, InvestorsExchange.com was available. Problem was, it was impossible not to read it as InvestorSexChange.com.
No one could have foreseen that cannibals gotta cannibalize.
To be fair, it was either him or &quot;Greatest Polka Hits&quot; in that timeslot.
What are they saying about the Hannity smackdown over there at Breitbart? Asking for a friend.
Life&#039;s been good to him, so far.
I read Jeb Hensarling&#039;s name as Hesnarling. Was I more accurate than the official version?
Eric, Eric, you want to starve your bubbie?
Well, we knew the Tea Party suffered from Chronic Backstabbing Disorder. Now it&#039;s just much more manifest.
Slightly OT, but King-of-all-Media <i>Flashboys</i> author Michael Lewis said in an interview that the guys who started the Investors&#039; Exchange looked into available domain names and found that, in fact, InvestorsExchange.com was available. Problem was, it was impossible not to read it as InvestorSexChange.com.
Well, I hope those blind squirrels get their squirrel nuts stuck in their zippers.
Eric Cantor isn&#039;t the Majority Whip. He&#039;s the Majority Leader. The Whip is Kevin McCarthy.
I&#039;m sure Darrell Issa would have some advice for him.
I&#039;ll stake my reputation on Vlad.
Attila?
<i>Why does it always have to be Hitler?</i>
Stone him!!
He&#039;ll survive the primary challenge, because he had the hill folk gerrymandered out of his district last time redistricting occurred.