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Chris Grrr's avatar

No one could have foreseen that cannibals gotta cannibalize.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

To be fair, it was either him or "Greatest Polka Hits" in that timeslot.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

What are they saying about the Hannity smackdown over there at Breitbart? Asking for a friend.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Life's been good to him, so far.

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PubOption's avatar

I read Jeb Hensarling's name as Hesnarling. Was I more accurate than the official version?

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PubOption's avatar

Eric, Eric, you want to starve your bubbie?

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Well, we knew the Tea Party suffered from Chronic Backstabbing Disorder. Now it's just much more manifest.

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Lot_49's avatar

Slightly OT, but King-of-all-Media <i>Flashboys</i> author Michael Lewis said in an interview that the guys who started the Investors' Exchange looked into available domain names and found that, in fact, InvestorsExchange.com was available. Problem was, it was impossible not to read it as InvestorSexChange.com.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Well, I hope those blind squirrels get their squirrel nuts stuck in their zippers.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Eric Cantor isn't the Majority Whip. He's the Majority Leader. The Whip is Kevin McCarthy.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I'm sure Darrell Issa would have some advice for him.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I'll stake my reputation on Vlad.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Attila?

<i>Why does it always have to be Hitler?</i>

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

He'll survive the primary challenge, because he had the hill folk gerrymandered out of his district last time redistricting occurred.

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