Teabagger Tom Cotton, an actual elected senator from Arkansas, proved this week that, contrary to media reports and the lies of actual terrorists, there is absolutely no way anyone in the Muslim world has ever been moved to take up arms (or suicide vests, or car bombs) against America because of the prison at Guantanamo Bay.
The Founding Father saw Gitmo coming from 200 years away. Here are a couple King George's crimes named in the Declaration of Independence:
<i>For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury: For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences </i>
Are we sure this guy is old enough to be in the Senate? I'm used to hearing his level of logic from high school sophomores, who are about fifteen. Have we seen his birth certificate?
Two powerful political credentials (military service and a Harvard degree) just took big hits.
Although Shrub pretty much devalued both of these once and for all.
We&#039;re gonna need a bigger Cuba.
To be unnecessarily fair, most of the Democrats also lost their collective shit.
The Founding Father saw Gitmo coming from 200 years away. Here are a couple King George&#039;s crimes named in the Declaration of Independence:
<i>For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury: For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences </i>
Imprisoning people indefinitely is un-American.
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~ Socrates (aka So Crates)
Are we sure this guy is old enough to be in the Senate? I'm used to hearing his level of logic from high school sophomores, who are about fifteen. Have we seen his birth certificate?
Derp away!
Dear America,
This is why we can&#039;t have nice things...
Cotton is real S-M-R-T! Since he can only think about one thing at a time, them furriners can only do the same.
So, extrapolating, if we locked up 1.6 billion Mooslims, then problem solved. Ta-da!
Can we just hand this guy over to ISIS and say everything&#039;s even?