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Chris Grrr's avatar

A character from "Gasoline Alley" that never really caught on.

Incoming Ham's avatar

*Pish* with the bible quotes. You are expecting that the people who listen to his crap actually read the bible before using it as a justification for assholery?

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

I think it's what a <em>targ</em> leaves behind on Kang's Summit for Klingon Warriors to step in.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

you know when you're really congested and you blow a big gooey one into your handkerchief? That's a Kaloogian

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

you bet this involves covetousness- on the part of the plutocrats coveting all the money, you jackass. Here's another Biblical best of for you, nitwit- GREED. Check it out, God is seriously unhappy about that one

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>This country has been on the brink of complete disaster and collapse in several occasions in our national history.</i>

Yeah, yeah,yeah. Blah, blah, blah. Nothing like quoting every cliche fire-and-brimstone sermon given every Sunday since 1620.

Get some new material already.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Reading Kaloogian's remarks, it's really a puzzle how he isn't in Congress anymore, isn't it?

diogenez's avatar

Jesus also said: Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

And so one of the servants buried his fish in the yard, while the other two invested them in the stock market. So when the Master returned, boy was he pissed!

-- Matthew 25:somethingorother

chascates's avatar

Jesus saves souls.

<i>And redeems them for valuable prizes!!!</i>

chascates's avatar

God/Jesus/Holy Ghost is the Bill Gates of the galaxies. And gets THREE deductions because of the trinity thing.