Oh yawn, here is another Tea Party person who has taken to The Facebook to say possibly inappropriate things about our President and First Lady. What are they this time, socialist Kenyans? Hitler and Mrs. Hitler? WRONG! They are people who should be pushed out of a moving aircraft, according to a terrible joke that made its way around The Olds' Facebook circuit.
SB: Molly Ivins (rest her soul!) was responsible for spreading that story. The tape of Boss BlunderRush actually saying it was never found - and there is no other evidence I've seen that he did and said it.
There is so much terrible stuff BlunderRush actually did say (such as Jackie Kennedy didn't love JFK because the day of his funeral she gave John John his birthday party - he was 4) nobody has to make up anything.
UoO: You're on to something here. When the joke was on Silent Cal, the First Couple was probably riding a train - with windows that actually opened.
Airplanes haven't had doors that open during flight since D.B. Cooper took his leap of faith. Windows, not since Goldfinger.
<a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Large_denominations_of_United_States_currency" target="_blank">According to Wikipedia</a>, the last $1,000 bill was printed in 1945. So I figure this joke was originally about FDR, and the original punchline was about making 80 million Germans happy. In other words, Shery Lanford Smith is Hitler.
The Tea Partiers were flying to their convention on a chartered plane. One man tipped back his tricorn hat, looked out the window, then turned to his companion. &quot;The people down there are the real America.&quot; His friend look puzzled. &quot;No, the real America is in the hearts of the people on this plane.&quot; Tricorn disagreed, &quot;No the real America is hiding from that damn -- &quot; He looked around to see anyone was listening. &quot;That damn Democrat in the White House.&quot; But others had overheard. &quot;You said the &#039;D&#039; word. You said the &#039;D&#039; word.&quot; they screamed. Tricorn was dragged to the front of the plane. Someone had a musket that slipped past the TSA scanners. A flight attendent tried to intervene. &quot;Federal regulations prohibit --&quot; &quot;NOOOOOOOOOO!&quot; the crowd screamed. Tricorn broke loose and ran for the cockpit door. The pilot heard the commotion, threw open the door and shot tricorn with the 9mm Glock he normally carries, for safety. Startled, the musket bearer fired back. The bullet killed the pilot, then shattered the cockpit window. Glass shards blinded the co-pilot, who pushed the control stick down. There were 30,000 attending the &quot;God Save Real America&quot; prayer meeting in the stadium when the plane crashed through the roof. The fireball killed everyone, like flames from Hell.
Ha ha ha. that&#039;s hystericala funny joke. I can&#039;t stop laughing.
Bill and Hillary Clinton are at a baseball game, sitting in a private box. At one point, before the game starts, an aide walks up to the president and whispers into his ear. Bill Clinton says &quot;Okay,&quot; then gets up and picks up Hillary and throws her out of the box. The aid, looking horrified, then exclaims to the president: &quot;No, Mr. President, they wanted to know if you could throw out the FIRST <i>PITCH</i>!&quot;
Thanks, I&#039;ll be here all week. Try the chicken alfredo and please tip your waitresses.
256 million? That&#039;s every adult and child in the US. There are at most 30 million teatards, and two thirds of them are about to drop fucking dead of massive heart/liver/spleen/lung failure on their poor, broke ass raggedy lil&#039; Hoverroundz (yeah, I&#039;m one to talk, given the amount of drinking I&#039;ve been doing since the Bush years). Secondly, how can teatards possibly STAND facebook? There&#039;s no comic sans font for their &quot;jokes&quot; (see, people would have KNOWN it was a joke if she could have put it in comic sans) and they can&#039;t colorize/bold/make huge their text like they can in their Outlooks. See <a href="http:\/\/www.myrightwingdad.net" target="_blank">My Right Wing Dad</a>, an archive of teatard email forwards, there&#039;s some seriously painful shit in there.
SB: Molly Ivins (rest her soul!) was responsible for spreading that story. The tape of Boss BlunderRush actually saying it was never found - and there is no other evidence I&#039;ve seen that he did and said it.
There is so much terrible stuff BlunderRush actually did say (such as Jackie Kennedy didn&#039;t love JFK because the day of his funeral she gave John John his birthday party - he was 4) nobody has to make up anything.
The real thing will do just fine.
UoO: You&#039;re on to something here. When the joke was on Silent Cal, the First Couple was probably riding a train - with windows that actually opened.
Airplanes haven&#039;t had doors that open during flight since D.B. Cooper took his leap of faith. Windows, not since Goldfinger.
Why did we take the T-Baggers so seriously? They&#039;re the biggest nothing since New Coke.
Hell is where all the GeoCities websites ended up.
AOTK
it&#039;s weird. they all look the same to me.
<a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Large_denominations_of_United_States_currency" target="_blank">According to Wikipedia</a>, the last $1,000 bill was printed in 1945. So I figure this joke was originally about FDR, and the original punchline was about making 80 million Germans happy. In other words, Shery Lanford Smith is Hitler.
it may be pretty harmless, but i&#039;ll tell you, the fallout for shery (one R) lanford smith is fucking hilarious.
Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two -- one to screw in the bulb, and one to steady the chandelier.
Hey this is a fun game!
The Tea Partiers were flying to their convention on a chartered plane. One man tipped back his tricorn hat, looked out the window, then turned to his companion. &quot;The people down there are the real America.&quot; His friend look puzzled. &quot;No, the real America is in the hearts of the people on this plane.&quot; Tricorn disagreed, &quot;No the real America is hiding from that damn -- &quot; He looked around to see anyone was listening. &quot;That damn Democrat in the White House.&quot; But others had overheard. &quot;You said the &#039;D&#039; word. You said the &#039;D&#039; word.&quot; they screamed. Tricorn was dragged to the front of the plane. Someone had a musket that slipped past the TSA scanners. A flight attendent tried to intervene. &quot;Federal regulations prohibit --&quot; &quot;NOOOOOOOOOO!&quot; the crowd screamed. Tricorn broke loose and ran for the cockpit door. The pilot heard the commotion, threw open the door and shot tricorn with the 9mm Glock he normally carries, for safety. Startled, the musket bearer fired back. The bullet killed the pilot, then shattered the cockpit window. Glass shards blinded the co-pilot, who pushed the control stick down. There were 30,000 attending the &quot;God Save Real America&quot; prayer meeting in the stadium when the plane crashed through the roof. The fireball killed everyone, like flames from Hell.
Ha ha ha. that&#039;s hystericala funny joke. I can&#039;t stop laughing.
Jack the Ripper?
From the 90s:
Bill and Hillary Clinton are at a baseball game, sitting in a private box. At one point, before the game starts, an aide walks up to the president and whispers into his ear. Bill Clinton says &quot;Okay,&quot; then gets up and picks up Hillary and throws her out of the box. The aid, looking horrified, then exclaims to the president: &quot;No, Mr. President, they wanted to know if you could throw out the FIRST <i>PITCH</i>!&quot;
Thanks, I&#039;ll be here all week. Try the chicken alfredo and please tip your waitresses.
How many Teabaggers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans: Nobody knows. They always get in an arguement about light bulbs and nothing gets accomplished.
256 million? That&#039;s every adult and child in the US. There are at most 30 million teatards, and two thirds of them are about to drop fucking dead of massive heart/liver/spleen/lung failure on their poor, broke ass raggedy lil&#039; Hoverroundz (yeah, I&#039;m one to talk, given the amount of drinking I&#039;ve been doing since the Bush years). Secondly, how can teatards possibly STAND facebook? There&#039;s no comic sans font for their &quot;jokes&quot; (see, people would have KNOWN it was a joke if she could have put it in comic sans) and they can&#039;t colorize/bold/make huge their text like they can in their Outlooks. See <a href="http:\/\/www.myrightwingdad.net" target="_blank">My Right Wing Dad</a>, an archive of teatard email forwards, there&#039;s some seriously painful shit in there.
Be sure to use comic sans in 32 points, and use lots of colors for emphasis.
RT: Why don&#039;t you post on your page:
Dear Lord: [Redacted] is my favorite niece.