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Booker T was the best thing about WCW right before it was bought by the WWF ten years ago.

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Prepare yourself, <i>Charmin Ultra</i>.

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See? This is their Big Tent! You can use all kinds of different terms to refer to exactly the same talking points!

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<blockquote>The Tea Party Organ. </blockquote>

What is 'The Scrotum,' Alex!

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At Christmas will they be selling pop-up Christmas cards that sing pat-re-otic Toby Keith songs? Maybe the Grandpa and Grandma Teabaggers in Tennessee who sang a sweet serenade about Tundra Twat will sing background vocals with Toby. <a href="http://wonkette.com/435444/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://wonkette.com/435444/sarah-palin-never-exis...">http://wonkette.com/435444/...

To control costs the magazine will be printed in China or Mexico.

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<i>Tea Party Review’s team of writers, artists, and editors reflect the diversity of the movement</i>

So technically, all those jobs could be filled by the same white pot-bellied old guy on a Rascal scooter. (and probably are.)

And one intern to run out to KFC at lunch time for a dozen Double Downs.

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It's peanut butter jelly time.Peanutbutterjelly peanutbutterjelly. There you go.

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Thanks! It's about time we got some respect.

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An inanimate carbon rod, somehow still smarter than 80% of their readership?

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Wasn't he the FIVE TIME, FIVE TIME FIVE TIME FIVE TIME FIVE FREAKIN' TIME world champion?

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Coverage from dirth to beath.

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I wanna know who "awarded" their winning photography.

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I loved that magazine until they made fun of the Union Square Green Market. I still have my Hillary and the Whip copy though.

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All they need to sell is just one issue. The crazy Muslims at the corner store will be selling it you bet. They sold the Sarah Palin magazine. Both copies. That reminds me how many Muslims belong to the Tea party?

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and a specil cee-lo shout out to TPR:

Fuck you! And fuck her too!

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As someone who spent his working life in printing and publishing before being laid-off (and with the employment for my vocation almost nonexistent) I have to applaud any new print publication, however ridiculous. Most new magazines last 18 months on average, even free ones. May the entire teatard movement crash along with it!

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