Chicago teabagger organizer-goon king Steve Stevlic mysteriously went AWOL at his own TEACON lunatic festival that he put together this weekend after Gawker reported that he was arrested in 2010 for being a hooker-sex fiend who also, like all such "family values people," compensated by screaming profusely at a Democrat sex cheater on Twitter. Neat how that "moral math" works, right? Despite having absolved himself thus, Stevlic was still a no-show at his teabagger demon circus, so from now on what we can all say about Steve Stevlic is that he loves sex with prostitutes more than he loves patriotism. Stevlic meanwhile meekly sent out a lecturing "official statement" from his hiding cave compound asking what everyone's problem is, why care about a silly sex scandal more than "issues," etc. Except that judging from our daily Google News homepage, sex scandals are actually the Only Issue that America cares about. So, uh, good luck with that argument, Steve!
i was driving back from ohare this morning (driving my boy to a family funeral) and i heard this on the radio in context of "only hermann showed up" and i thought: i can't wait to read wonkette on TEACON.
"Charges were dropped" - like his pants. He got into a first-time offender diversion program, and he's bragging about it?
At least his wife is better off than that poor woman married to the Illinois GNoP candidate Mr. Obama ran against. This guy's wife didn't have to join a sex club.
Probably signed a post-nup.
i was driving back from ohare this morning (driving my boy to a family funeral) and i heard this on the radio in context of "only hermann showed up" and i thought: i can't wait to read wonkette on TEACON.
"Charges were dropped" - like his pants. He got into a first-time offender diversion program, and he's bragging about it?
At least his wife is better off than that poor woman married to the Illinois GNoP candidate Mr. Obama ran against. This guy's wife didn't have to join a sex club.
How much dick would a Stevlic lick if a Stevlic could lick Steve?
At least he didn't break the law like that Anthony Weiner guy did. Wait...what?
1. That's ancient history.
2. On many days in 2010 and 2011, Mr. Stevlic has not had sex with any prostitutes at all.
3. There are many prostitutes in the greater Chicago area that Mr. Stevlic has not shtupped. At all.