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TundraGrifter's avatar

Probably signed a post-nup.

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fuflans's avatar

i was driving back from ohare this morning (driving my boy to a family funeral) and i heard this on the radio in context of "only hermann showed up" and i thought: i can't wait to read wonkette on TEACON.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

"Charges were dropped" - like his pants. He got into a first-time offender diversion program, and he's bragging about it?

At least his wife is better off than that poor woman married to the Illinois GNoP candidate Mr. Obama ran against. This guy's wife didn't have to join a sex club.

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Mahousu's avatar

How much dick would a Stevlic lick if a Stevlic could lick Steve?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

At least he didn't break the law like that Anthony Weiner guy did. Wait...what?

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Spurning Beer's avatar

1. That's ancient history.

2. On many days in 2010 and 2011, Mr. Stevlic has not had sex with any prostitutes at all.

3. There are many prostitutes in the greater Chicago area that Mr. Stevlic has not shtupped. At all.

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