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can i haz sanity? ktx.

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there you go again. dog whistling to the wonkette base.

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sippiecup has a vote, just like you.

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yeah but the quality of your pizza disqualifies you.

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did you hear the npr (atc) piece they just ran? some MN academic believes she's well placed to get the nomination.

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what exactly are they debating?

no seriously, what is this nonsense?

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Someone is named "tweetedict." What the fuck? Is that an electronic Twitter glory hole in Wasilla?

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This is how I understand it was done:

Each candidate is issued one of those refrigerator poetry sets, with the words you can mix and match, only the words are taken from the last 3 months of FOX News closed-captioning.

Each candidate must ingest these words, along with 2 medium sized bags of very overripe fruits.

Depending on the candidate's metabolism, somewhere between 2 - 8 hours later, they started transcribing the results.

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Tweeting nit wits does not sound like a good time to me. That reminds me, I need to refill the bird feeder.

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Pan Am 103 was blown up by a bomb from Libya. Libya is where the British defeated Rommel. Rommel tried to stop D-Day invasion. D-Day was part of "Saving Private Ryan" with Tom Hanks Tom Hanks was in "Apollo 13" <b>with Kevin Bacon</b>.

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