Trying to read through all the Tea Party presidential Twitter debateporn is possibly the closest thing your Wonkette has ever had to a seizure. Congratulations to anyone who managed to wade through that "Chicago 1967" blizzard of stupidity without ...what, jabbing darts into an eyeball? Taking a pee on the computer screen? Sucking the TruckNutz hanging over the tailpipe? Truly, we are bewildered.
<i>&quot;Fed pays $150bil to crooks...&quot;</i>
Has there ever been a time when politicians don&#039;t claim they can balance the budget by eliminating &quot;waste and fraud&quot;? If it&#039;s that obvious and easy, even a Palin (any) or a Bachmann (either) could do it.
But here&#039;s an easy one for the Repubicans. Fund IRS enforcement. People who owe taxes should pay them. That&#039;s not a tax increase. It&#039;s patriotism.
Well said<br /><br />---
Brain implants haven&#039;t been invented yet.
She mistyped; she meant FIAT, which is how she plans to rule.
Jackson Pollock spattered and smeared w/ <i>purpose</i>; this is more like the work of a wild ape.
Go send your staff to beat up a reporter; it&#039;ll do wonders.
Have you read any of these? I think you&#039;re going to have to define &quot;can&#039;t&quot;
Perhapth thomething bad happened to the thweathogth?
To be fair, full colons are Santorum&#039;s area of expertise.
Newt wants some $130 billion sound system? Does this mean he&#039;s got an even bigger Bang &amp; Olufsen credit line?
Fee for service -- what&#039;s the problem. &quot;You want an MRI with that?&quot;
Why ith mccotter thad?
What a great site!
<i>&quot;Fed pays $150bil to crooks...&quot;</i>
Has there ever been a time when politicians don&#039;t claim they can balance the budget by eliminating &quot;waste and fraud&quot;? If it&#039;s that obvious and easy, even a Palin (any) or a Bachmann (either) could do it.
But here&#039;s an easy one for the Repubicans. Fund IRS enforcement. People who owe taxes should pay them. That&#039;s not a tax increase. It&#039;s patriotism.
remove the punctuation from Michel&#039;s comment and it looks like she said, &quot;I am simple fair flat&quot;.
Awesome
The language is already English. Well, the words are. Most of them.
Most of it makes Sarah Palin&#039;s word salad sound like Faulkner. I don&#039;t know anybody who could make sense of out it.