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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Well said<br /><br />---

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The Quirk's avatar

Brain implants haven't been invented yet.

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The Quirk's avatar

She mistyped; she meant FIAT, which is how she plans to rule.

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The Quirk's avatar

Jackson Pollock spattered and smeared w/ <i>purpose</i>; this is more like the work of a wild ape.

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The Quirk's avatar

Go send your staff to beat up a reporter; it'll do wonders.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Have you read any of these? I think you're going to have to define "can't"

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Perhapth thomething bad happened to the thweathogth?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

To be fair, full colons are Santorum's area of expertise.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Newt wants some $130 billion sound system? Does this mean he's got an even bigger Bang & Olufsen credit line?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Fee for service -- what's the problem. "You want an MRI with that?"

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

What a great site!

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"Fed pays $150bil to crooks..."</i>

Has there ever been a time when politicians don't claim they can balance the budget by eliminating "waste and fraud"? If it's that obvious and easy, even a Palin (any) or a Bachmann (either) could do it.

But here's an easy one for the Repubicans. Fund IRS enforcement. People who owe taxes should pay them. That's not a tax increase. It's patriotism.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

remove the punctuation from Michel's comment and it looks like she said, "I am simple fair flat".

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Awesome

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The language is already English. Well, the words are. Most of them.

Most of it makes Sarah Palin's word salad sound like Faulkner. I don't know anybody who could make sense of out it.

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