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JAWs's avatar

But that would eliminate half their lineup!

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JAWs's avatar

And the time he ate (gasp!) linguini with claims! Will that Obama ever stop offending America?

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UnsaltedSinner's avatar

Boehner. Gohmert. Ted Yoho. David Brat. It's like there's been a mass escape from a Dickens novel.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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NorthStarSpanx's avatar

Jesus, seated on the right hand of the Father, would vomit and shit at the sight of the likes of Brat and Sean Duffy.

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sarafina's avatar

With the Apocalypse nigh, as evidenced by the Republican candidates for POTUS (ffffs), I have found atheism more appealing than anytime heretofore. (ffffs)

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Batty Cat's avatar

Conservatives own Jesus. Fine. I own unicorns, then. Same difference to me. And I'm glad they left me the unicorns. Conservatives own so many things these days: Wingnut Jesus5000 dead american soldiersA permanantly-broken IraqWorld-wide financial collapseISISthe Oregon trail-blistersEver increasing income inequalitythe imminent collapse of our national infrastructurethe imminent collapse of our justice systemthe imminent return of coat-hanger abortionsCharter schoolsdead mostly black people, chock full of police bulletsFOX NewsRush, Ayn, Ann, Bill (Kristol AND O'Reily), Sarah...among too, too many othersDonald TrumpThe Duck-Dugger Dynasty something something unwatchable dipshit

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Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

Hey, I bounced over here from Steve Benen's Maddowblog, because he linkied me to here in his "This Week in God" column. Turns out I already read this one, but I love it when my fave blogs cross-reference each other, and of course, the Wonketteers were once again on the good stories faster and more snarkaly (sp?) than all the other blogs. All of them Katie, all of them!

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Cleanfront's avatar

Pffff ... that's nothing. Daft Punk is playing at my house.

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kbbaldwin2's avatar

Universal Life Church. That is almost like a doctorate, is not it?

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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

And who are "people in the tradition"?

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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

And really what kind of cabbage-based word salad is this whole quote anyway? Maybe someone had too much nerve tonic before the interview?

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eddi_TBH's avatar

They all speak babbling idiot fluently. For most it is their milk tongue.

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StereotypicalCubsFan's avatar

Assorted pig parts shoved in a tube.Best served with mustard and kraut.

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eddi_TBH's avatar

Uppity Ni[CLANG]!

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kaydenpat's avatar

And don't forget Satan.

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kaydenpat's avatar

Just like Conservatives claiming Dr. King. Pathetic.

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