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I'm pretty sure they're going with the Machiavellian approach. Which, for the better or worse question leaves us with: six of one, half a dozen if the other.

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In teatard, "impeachment" translates as "replace the president with the governor of Texas" doesn't it? Rock out to your new preznits anthem <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=iz_SChZA9bM" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz_SChZA9bM">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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Maybe an impeachment would FINALLY convince him these people can't be reasoned with? Maybe he'd start throwing some elbows?

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Eisenhower had Nixon.

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You noticed that extra-Constitutional use of impeachment too. For a group of people who claim to love the "plain language of the Constitution", they sure like to piss on it when Obama is standing behind it.

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I blame their textbooks.

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In that scenario, Obama would be "tried" as a runaway.

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He wishes! (Actually probably not. But just in case: Michelle, I am here for you.)

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<i>...he characterized them as "younger people who don't care about social security"</i>

He's 80. Everyone is younger.

I guess he loves socialism enough to want to keep Social Security.

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They don't call it "The One Star State" for nuthin'.

If Texas was a movie, it would be "Troll 2" If Texas was a car, it would be a Rascal. If Texas was a restaurant, it would be Hooters.

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A prick doctor who wants to treat only his fellow pricks.

Different approach, as it were, but same result.

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Was Nixon obviously a sociopath at the time? (I'm not THAT old, so no recollection.) If people were all "Jeez, I hope nothing happens to Ike", then yeah, we can move the date back... probably lots of examples from the 1800s, actually.

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Not the fucking laptop full of votes again.

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“We need to tie things up.”

No, dickhead, you need to do your fucking job.

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Never mind '88 ... they started with Agnew.

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"Don't wake me when you're done, Marcus, or I'll kill you."

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