Teabagger candidates that won on November 2 have, up to this point, been pretty happy that Teabaggers and their weird, misplaced anger-y fervor helped elect them to office. But that's all about to change, because Teabaggers are planning on annoying "their" new members of Congress until these legislators run out of the Capitol screaming and pulling their hair out from all the constant, intrusive stupidity. Their first brush with this plan came at the end of last week, when the Tea Party Patriots told their members to call the new members of Congress to go to their "orientation" INSTEAD of the one held by the Claremont Institute on the same day. Unsurprisingly, the organization had forgotten to notify them of the event in the first place, and their membership responded by gathering up private phone and address information and just cold
There once was some Tea Bag dumbfuckery, That pissed off the likes of Mike Huckabee. "Come to our event: Big party, small tent! We have no clue but lots of money!"
There once was some Tea Bag dumbfuckery, That pissed off the likes of Mike Huckabee. "Come to our event: Big party, small tent! Bend over and don't get too puckery
Yeah, they can go to their own orientation, but when they need to find the nearest restroom that doesn’t have the Larry Craig Stamp of Approval on it good luck.
There once was a lady from Niger Who smiled as she rode on a tiger They came back from the ride With the lady inside And the smile on the face of the tiger
You rode 'em...now you get to serve them, suckers.
It was a wild night and you drank too much… again. You really don’t remember much but one thing is certain, there is someone in bed with you because you can hear them noisily snoring behind you. God, your head is pounding like a meth addicted blacksmith. At some point you will have to turn over and face what you did last night….
Half a mind? Dude...you're not a closet teabagger are you?
The Second Amendment, junior division.
John Boehner is a one-man refudiation of the free botox injection myth.
There once was some Tea Bag dumbfuckery, That pissed off the likes of Mike Huckabee. "Come to our event: Big party, small tent! We have no clue but lots of money!"
There once was some Tea Bag dumbfuckery, That pissed off the likes of Mike Huckabee. "Come to our event: Big party, small tent! Bend over and don't get too puckery
Yeah, they can go to their own orientation, but when they need to find the nearest restroom that doesn’t have the Larry Craig Stamp of Approval on it good luck.
This is like watching children play. Dull, mean children.
Dear new Republibaggins:
There once was a lady from Niger Who smiled as she rode on a tiger They came back from the ride With the lady inside And the smile on the face of the tiger
You rode 'em...now you get to serve them, suckers.
It was a wild night and you drank too much… again. You really don’t remember much but one thing is certain, there is someone in bed with you because you can hear them noisily snoring behind you. God, your head is pounding like a meth addicted blacksmith. At some point you will have to turn over and face what you did last night….
GOOOOOOOOOOOODD MORNING TEABAGGERS!
Perfect...thumbs up!