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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

It would kind of fun in an ice pick in the forehead kind of way.

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PsycWench's avatar

Next on their agenda: protesting those child labor laws. If I want my kids to work at a factory 14 hours a day starting at age 7, the government shouldn't stand in my way.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Don't forget to hope for steaming doggie poop on their obsessively well manicured lawns.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

If you haven't seen this I highly recomend it. Pisses me off. Pedigree Dogs Exposed from the BBC. <a href="http://vids.myspace.com/ind..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids...">http://vids.myspace.com/ind...

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<a href="http://vids.myspace.com/ind..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids...">http://vids.myspace.com/ind...

For all the dog breeders...

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

To paraphrase Bob Barker...Please spay and neuter your teabagger.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Their web site is filled with lots of cute puppies! Awwwww they can't be so bad. <a href="http://www.thealliancefortr..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.thealliancefortruth.com/">http://www.thealliancefortr...

Evil scum.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Aha! The HSUS strikes again! In 2008, they were behind a <a href="http:\/\/www.yumsugar.com\/Animal-Rights-Proposition-Passes-California-2468651" target="_blank"> California ballot initiative</a> that starting in 2015, will require farmers to provide their animals enough room to stand up, lie down, turn around and, if applicable, spread their wings within the confines they were forced to live in. Conservatives, yes conservatives (surprise!) came out against the measure due to the fact that the government shouldn't be telling people how to treat animals humanely, with regulations.

The measure known as Prop 2 passed, thank god.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"...deep fried lard and corn syrup..."</i>

That's <i>both</i> food groups, so what's the problem?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Just like weiners aren't made from Anthony Weiner. Frankfurters aren't made from Barney Frank. Foot-longs aren't made from John Holmes.

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Paul MacDonald's avatar

“They don’t like prisoners of conscience,” she said of Amnesty International.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Alliance for Truth? That name just reeks of wing nuttiness.

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chascates's avatar

Hell, in France you have to register your pets and the government sends you a notice each year to have their shots updated! And they don't allow dog fights either.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Truth for Hire would be a little more accurate. Anyone know who is funding them?

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