Teabaggers in Missouri are up in arms over a proposed law that would regulate the state's puppy mills by requiring them to give a bitch some rest between pregnancies, yo, and feed the puppies actual food and water. This has enraged them, obviously, because such regulations infringe on our cherished freedom to abuse animals and buy cheap abused puppies. The group leading the charge against the law, "Alliance For Truth," says the Humane Society hates animals and "seeks only to raise the cost of breeding dogs, making it ever-more difficult for middle-class American families to be dog-owners." This is yet another big-government intrusion into our ownership of living beings. It's like that slavery debacle all over again.
Next on their agenda: protesting those child labor laws. If I want my kids to work at a factory 14 hours a day starting at age 7, the government shouldn't stand in my way.
Aha! The HSUS strikes again! In 2008, they were behind a <a href="http:\/\/www.yumsugar.com\/Animal-Rights-Proposition-Passes-California-2468651" target="_blank"> California ballot initiative</a> that starting in 2015, will require farmers to provide their animals enough room to stand up, lie down, turn around and, if applicable, spread their wings within the confines they were forced to live in. Conservatives, yes conservatives (surprise!) came out against the measure due to the fact that the government shouldn&#039;t be telling people how to treat animals humanely, with regulations.
Just like weiners aren&#039;t made from Anthony Weiner. Frankfurters aren&#039;t made from Barney Frank. Foot-longs aren&#039;t made from John Holmes.
Hell, in France you have to register your pets and the government sends you a notice each year to have their shots updated! And they don&#039;t allow dog fights either.
It would kind of fun in an ice pick in the forehead kind of way.
Next on their agenda: protesting those child labor laws. If I want my kids to work at a factory 14 hours a day starting at age 7, the government shouldn&#039;t stand in my way.
Don&#039;t forget to hope for steaming doggie poop on their obsessively well manicured lawns.
If you haven&#039;t seen this I highly recomend it. Pisses me off. Pedigree Dogs Exposed from the BBC. <a href="http://vids.myspace.com/ind..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids...">http://vids.myspace.com/ind...
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For all the dog breeders...
To paraphrase Bob Barker...Please spay and neuter your teabagger.
Their web site is filled with lots of cute puppies! Awwwww they can&#039;t be so bad. <a href="http://www.thealliancefortr..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.thealliancefortruth.com/">http://www.thealliancefortr...
Evil scum.
Aha! The HSUS strikes again! In 2008, they were behind a <a href="http:\/\/www.yumsugar.com\/Animal-Rights-Proposition-Passes-California-2468651" target="_blank"> California ballot initiative</a> that starting in 2015, will require farmers to provide their animals enough room to stand up, lie down, turn around and, if applicable, spread their wings within the confines they were forced to live in. Conservatives, yes conservatives (surprise!) came out against the measure due to the fact that the government shouldn&#039;t be telling people how to treat animals humanely, with regulations.
The measure known as Prop 2 passed, thank god.
<i>&quot;...deep fried lard and corn syrup...&quot;</i>
That&#039;s <i>both</i> food groups, so what&#039;s the problem?
Just like weiners aren&#039;t made from Anthony Weiner. Frankfurters aren&#039;t made from Barney Frank. Foot-longs aren&#039;t made from John Holmes.
&ldquo;They don&rsquo;t like prisoners of conscience,&rdquo; she said of Amnesty International.
Alliance for Truth? That name just reeks of wing nuttiness.
Hell, in France you have to register your pets and the government sends you a notice each year to have their shots updated! And they don&#039;t allow dog fights either.
Truth for Hire would be a little more accurate. Anyone know who is funding them?