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They've blown their "get-up-off-their-ass-and-move-about" budget for the year. They're all about staying within a budget.

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I guess they didn't put their money where their mouths were. Probably because the money kept falling out.

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Remaining on the couch / E-Z Boy is what gravity wants. Obey the law of gravity. It's the least we can do.

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Pity the poor local KFC. They were planning on selling at least 4,000 Double Downs during the opening day lunch rush. Now they'll end up laying off a fry cook instead.

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