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Zyxomma's avatar

Ghost? Goblin? Ghoul? Garbage? I could go on, but I'm feeling nauseated.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Wear a safety pin. Preferably, one encrusted with diamonds.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Celeste Johnson has white HAIR, FFS!!

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Verena Block's avatar

Blacks have B.E.T. Whites have Fox News.

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NeutrinoCat's avatar

This knucklehead has an Associates degree in Golf course management, now this is not meant in anyway to denigrate those in the business of Golf course management, but to clarify who the son pretends to be. Michael G. Flynn follows around, his father, retired General Michael T. Flynn with a transistor radio earbud dangling from his right ear as though he were a member of a Presidential Secret Service detail connected via satellite comm radio. In real life Michael G. Flynn is a slacker, and he is looking for a free-ride through his father's skills and contacts and this schmuck is willing to brown-nose, to lie, or whatever it takes.

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NeutrinoCat's avatar

If he looks like Flynn, they can skip the whole naming bit and simply refer to him as EARS. Flynn's ears are huge and those are a portion of all human's that keeps on growing.

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Fear,  Apprehension, and Anger's avatar

"3 Tanna leaves to keep him alive, 9 to motivate him!"

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HogeyeGrex🌻's avatar

💩💩💩

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HogeyeGrex🌻's avatar

All the upfists.

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HogeyeGrex🌻's avatar

Those few probably aren't out yelling those things, so, unlikely to be refused service for it.

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

I still can't get over the sheer idiocy of the Podesta "occult magic" thing, when it was all about being invited to a performance by world-renowned artist Marina Abramović. It's like someone being accused of being a slasher/ax-murderer because he attended a Picasso exhibit.

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goCatgo's avatar

I know for a fact that the Marco Rubio tweet is true, but why does he make it sound so negative ? I guess he wasn't invited. HEY MIKEY ! Gay foam is not that great anywaze ! Gets in your eyes and places. Or so I'm told.

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

Has anyone ever seen a not gayish dance troupe? I mean, apart from Bristol's gorilla performance.

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FAFO PAB!! Demme's avatar

but lower taxes does not outweigh all the other stuff, (no matter how they try to rationalize it).fuck 'em.

others can offer an olive branch, but i never will. never.

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

I started to come out of hiding in the jungle since the great war, but then saw the news and went right back in.

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Bell the Blind Tiger MCD's avatar

can't they just attend a hoedown? wasn't farmersonly.com created for white people to feel not racist about having a dating site for white people?

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