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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

When plastic surgery goes bad...

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

The Republican Party without Hillary Clinton to rake over the coals 24/7 is going to be as lost and disoriented as they were when the Cold War ended and they lost their Commie enemy.

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Jennifer R's avatar

Not until after they crank back civil rights and enshrine a right to discriminate against queers because god said to.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I can actually see a bunch of Republicans looking at Hillary as old news since she's no longer a public servant or candidate and realized what a dead horse these jackals have been beating.

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fawkedifiknow's avatar

Well, maybe he can start by looking at what the fucking CIA was doing that night, under the impeccable direction of known classified information criminal, David Patraeous.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Groucho Marx told the story of going over to W. C Fields' house and finding cases of liquor stacked in he attic.

He said, "Bill, what's with the booze? Prohibition's over."

"It could come back," he answered.

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aureolamanita's avatar

No, but I can smell what he's stepping in.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Members of the League are also better dressers.

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NotOkBoomer's avatar

I wish the press would grow a set and boycott the White House press briefings which will only be a shit show of stupidity.They could just make shit up about Trump, turning the table on Fox and making them clean the shit off the Monkey House walls.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Does he smoke cigars? They still have a whole box of exploding ones they never got to send to Fidel.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Probably sound like one, too.

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Jenny, a lowly Piñata Farmer🪅's avatar

I would have to do oils or edibles. My asthma would be like nope nope nope.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Leather slave, for one.

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NotOkBoomer's avatar

He's not just good, he's delicious.

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NotOkBoomer's avatar

I'm conflicted. I totally agree with your comments about their news staff. But I would miss many of very good programs that are not news related.

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Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

already drinking? I'm in.

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