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Zyxomma's avatar

And the Dakotas, Nebraska and ... oh, fuck it. Why should I care? I've only been championing the environment since the first Earth Day.

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Zyxomma's avatar

I wish I could erase 2016. I really do. From my brain, if nothing else.

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Zyxomma's avatar

My reasoning as well. My desire not to breed was so strong that NEITHER of my sisters ever had a kid, either.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Aye.

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JaniceInElliotLake's avatar

It only means no money for the average slob. The rich will stay very rich, and hire those slobs for menial labour below whatever minimum wage they might have now.

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georgiaburning's avatar

The weird justice here is that these policies will poison and kill more red state voters and their progeny than blue state.

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The Psy of Life's avatar

Game over means the earth is no longer a hospitable habitat for seven billion people. Game over means catastrophic collapse of most social and economic systems. So, no. No rich people. Just desperate sorry motherfuckers wondering where their next meal is coming from.

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JaniceInElliotLake's avatar

Well, that would be satisfying. Eat the rich!

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Courser's avatar

That's the problem, all our agencies will be torn apart from the inside. Look at the FBI. Think anyone's going to trust or cooperate with them again? Think citizen cooperation is no big deal? It's how they actually get stuff done.

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SterWonk's avatar

"... it’s more like he wears Oklahoma’s oil and gas extraction industries as a second skin."

Armus LIBEL!!!

http://www.startrek.com/upl...

(Yes, yes, I know it was a terrible episode! It's only memorable for killing off Tasha. 🙁)

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willi0000000's avatar

- Must have at least thirty years experience in the fields of hating Democrats (hating Clintons a bonus), hating the poor, hating the sick, hating the environment, hating...

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willi0000000's avatar

ihopehopehopehopehope!

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Creepoman's avatar

My buddy in high school had a Vega. Kept a 2-gallon can of oil in trunk so he could add a quart or two every time he filled up the tank. Burned more oil than a 2-stroke engine.

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nightmoth's avatar

"This is why everyone needs to have their senators’ offices on speed dial, dear Terrible Ones." Did that, signed a petition, emailed it on to friends.If this guy goes in, time to revive the Monkey Wrench Gangs and the Earth Firsters.Deliberate property damage sucks, but damaging the ecosystem sucks more.

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Duke's avatar

Ex-generals and flagrant assholes. Didn't people see this coming?

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