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You are assuming that FOX Nationites might know something about Russia or China's position. All they are doing is nodding in agreement with what FOX says, no matter what it is, and peeking up Gretchen's skirt.

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Ha ha, no.

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Well, to be complete, Al did actually make a few rather sharp remarks about W, a couple years after the election.

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Earl of The Unskewed Binders, High Governor of Please To Be Proceeding

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Now there's no way to tell what height the trees should be.

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Poor Consuela. Not only does she have to clean up after these gringo motherfuckers, she has to be Senora Egg's "friend," too. When's she supposed to clean the toilet when she has to play princess with her and listen to her go on about "you people" and "off with their heads!"? And that robot in the corner is just so hard to polish.

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Who?

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...the only thing I would miss from a Mitt Romney presidency is the unfettered snark gold of disconnected sociopathic awkwardness that he would have delivered on a daily basis!

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Complaining about the state of everything without explaining how what you'd do differently and how that'd be better...just like during the campaign. And yet somehow these guys lost. Amazing.

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Did I read this correctly? Is the Party of Personal Responsibility now demanding that all competitors get a trophy?

Mitt: You are NOT a special snowflake, God does NOT have a plan for you, and you LOST!

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Yes.

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