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Those chili peppers, man, hot stuff.

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Yeah, he's probably the third- or fourth-biggest fake source quotes are falsely attributed to in the English language, after Albert Einstein, Abraham Lincoln and tied with Mark Twain.

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"You say you wanna revolution, Well you know, We'd all love to see the plan."

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Nawlins according to my friends that live there.

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I did wonder where South Park came up with it.

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They need to get out his cattle prod and get him back to work.

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Florida man is always busy...

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And yet there's still people commenting on ADN articles that have pictures of the permafrost melting saying that global warming is bullshit. I'm still confused about how someone can watch a house fall down because the ground is melting and go "Nope, those scientists are lying."

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No can do.

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Facebook is Zuck's kingdom where he can do as he pleases. He should nuke the climate change denialists basturds and their hand maiden trumpisists by running a banner or chyron about climate change across every single page that Facebook generates. Every photo,every video,every comment. All with a watermark about climate change. Make it so that no one can use Facebook without seeing or forwarding something. Zuckerberg is probably an order of magnitude richer than Trump will ever be, and he did it all without treason or money laundering.

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The second line of defense is "Sure it's changing! The climate's always changed! We have nothing to do with it!"

We're dealing with seasond professional liars here.

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And Huckabee pulled strings to try to cover it up/keep the kid out of trouble.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders' brother and dad, everybody.

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Have you tried it? You can't just sit there watching Caddyshack and rain on my parade. Let me know how it turns out. Well?

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All of the denialist dumbfucks have signed on to the order of retreat:1. It ain't happening, the data is fake.2. OK, it's happening, but it's always happened, nothing to see here.3. OK, it's happening faster than usual, but it's got nothing to do with humans.4. OK, it's happening, and fast, and we did it, but we can just adapt to whatever happens.5. OK, it's happening, and fast, and we did it, and we can't really adapt, but doing anything about it is just too expensive. 6. *Glub! Glub!*

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If Zuck did that I would re-friend my kooky conservative climate change-denying racist Islamophobic aunt, just to watch her epic meltdown. Bringing family together!

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