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When I officiated at my ex-stepdaughter's wedding, those were my first words.

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Not all of us.

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Bruce Springsteen, originally.

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Cut loose like a deuce.

Speaking of which, check out the picture of the toilet full of Ivanka's book at Costco elsewhere in this thread.

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I hope that was not, in any way, a cause for the "ex".

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Something something coloring book.

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That's very sweet. Thank you!

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"Kellyanne Conway got into the act too, reminding us that while Hillary Clinton accepted the election results, maybe not everyone has, because they are such losey-losers!"

I saw the early reports, too, and my impression was that Conway got into the act to remind us she exists. What gives?

"Aren’t you asking the wrong POTUS candidate/staff/movement?”

Exuse me, Kellyanne? I was saying "boo-urns-candidate/staff/movement/Clinton/TheHillaryOne/ifyougetmymeaning/ winkwinkwinkWINKWINKWINK!!!!/ doyouknowwhatiamsaying?!!!?/ ImeanHillary/ HIL-LA-REEEEE/ Clinton/ ImeanHillaryClinton/ sheisaboutwhoiamspeaking/ and liberals."

Lastly, how stupid is Timothy? He didn't even see the obvious "Pollock" shot. Trump has no use for you, "Timothy"!

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OT but CBC says Orange Julius Cheeser Word Salad has fired Comey.

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You can have him too.

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If I say "yes" is it better or worse than if I say "no, just to baconzgood"?

Hint: it's everyone. And everyone either feels like it's personal and just for them (like baconz does right now) or systemic. In either case, everyone ends up feeling like fighting is counterproductive so why bother. Which I guess is the point.

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Trump is probably pissed that Comey never properly answered why he didn't disclose the Russia stuff before the election.

[ETA: c-N-bc http://www.cnbc.com/2017/05... ]

[EETTAA: As you see in the article, Trump's letter misspells "find somebody who's gonna shitcan this Russia stuff".]

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I want to upvote the picture and downvote the image.

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To attempt to plumb the depths of Donald's vacuity is akin to looking for intelligent life in the universe. There's probably something happening out there - or even in there - but it's extremely unlikely that it will surface in any of our lifetimes, or indeed be of any practical use even if it did.

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Sorry, but that election was fucked....

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Hateful, ugly people.

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