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Oh, with that dreadful taste in necklaces, I think I"m going to have to say that his lobes may be large, but they are not in working order.

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Klingon Jesus Libills!

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It is stupid to answer hypothetical questions when you are running for President of the United States of Americas. He really just wants to get in office and then he can see how the situation ON THE GROUND looks from there. There's just SO MUCH information you can't get access to when you are not President of the United States of America.

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The brainlesss brain surgeon cannot even pick decent advisors .But good ones ,would never work for a sanctimonious moron like him.

What is so alarming to me, is the more Carson is expoused as the montebank he is ;the more the insane Evangelical base of the GOP clings to him.

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I have that actual message on my phone because its time to buy a new one. Heard anything about 'Marshmallow'? 'Lollipop' drives me mad.

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Not much yet I'm still using lollipop. The tablet I was upgrading was to Windows 10. Most annoying update ever and have not seen any improvement from earlier versions of Windows. Not sure it was worth all the hours of installing. Also about Carson I just saw an article about the maps his campaign people were using. Hilarious.

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I've concluded for a while that Carson must be an idiot-savant.

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Share the map. From what I've heard 'Marshmallow' is a lot better than 'Lollipop' because it's more like 'Ice Cream', 'Jelly Bean', and 'Kitt-Katt' because people are more used to it. I only use my phone now for economic reasons, but a tablet would make my spelling better.

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I doubt he will be. The Rs claim to support him when they're polled, but when it comes to pulling the lever in the primary, he's still blah.

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Not even with both hands. That's Mental Ben.

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He has sniffed so much general anesthesia over the years in those operating rooms that it has affected his brain to the point that he sounds like he is zonked out of his mind.

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Three girlfriends are having drinks. They ask each other to describe their current boyfrieinds.The first says her boyfriend is like Seven-Up because he is seven inches and always up.The second girl says her boyfriend is like Jack Daniel's because he's a hard licker.The third girl says her boyfriend is like Microsoft because he's always promising something amazing and has yet to deliver on that promise

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Aha! I have the perfect counterrefudiation to your theory. The story appeared in the New York Times. I repeat, the New York Times!

The Paper of Record would never carry water for any member of the Bush family. I hold this truth to be self-evident. Furthermore, the Grey Lady would not run interference for the Busha Nostra by, for instance, running stories designed to get us into bloody, pointless land wars (plural) in the Middle East with disastrous results. And they certainly wouldn't keep on the payroll multiple deluded pundits who write same the same damnfool column over and over again, justifying such wars. And never in a million years would they....

Oh, wait a minute. Come to think of it, I'm walking that first paragraph back.

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Either way, isn't it fun?

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I don't even think it is unethical to make fun of Je!B, not yet. I draw the line at making fun of paramecia on a Petri dish because they can't be held responsible for their actions. So far, though they are approaching that level, Carson and Bush still don't get off the ethical hook.

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Crack?

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