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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. I thought Markwayne Mullin was good for nothing. Now we find out he's good for a titter or two.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

A new anecdote by a former colleague.

On a fact-finding tour with a grueling schedule, the group and their spouses were put on a bus to go tour some Iron Dome facility. Everyone was exhausted. Many people fell asleep on the trip. Markwayne roamed up and down the bus aisle with his phone, sticking his finger in sleeping people's nostrils and taking a pic of them startling awake.

He thought it was funny.

Androgenous AF's avatar

Try explaining that to your Dr, on how you got COVID...

Pexas Teat's avatar

Al Franken was forced to resign for essentially that.

Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

When asked, O'Brien stated "He wants to be my friend or be me or be a rap duo with me."

Wondering Woman's avatar

The best part is Sean’s Twitter handle, TeamsterSOB. I’m betting on the union man!

fuflans's avatar

that's delightful. wish my initials were that useful.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Sounds like somebody has a bit of a Napoleon complex.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Public record has him at 5'10". Maybe he's just an asshole.

Or, maybe he's a lying asshole.

Emil Muz's avatar

I would have said there's nothing to bury the hatchet about. I'm the President of the Teamsters, he's a plumber from Muskogee. I have a larger constituency than he has. There is zero common ground on public policy issues. We can just leave it there and move on.

Mike's avatar

Hmmm, short guy, check. All the tough guy totems, violent threats, guns, more guns, check. Stands on boxes or wears high heeled boots to appear taller, check. Wait a minute, are we describing Marky Mark Mullet or Rancid DeSantis? Or both?

Mark Linimon's avatar

Ladies and gentlemen, the "Greatest Deliberative Body In The World".

Darn you, darn you to heck's avatar

A little levity in these parlous times is always welcome, but 'lil Markwayne seems a little too fond of that gun collection for my comfort. Touchy insecure guys are both sadly predictable and really scary.

el duderino's avatar

What is milktoast? Is that like milksteak?

Lady Tavestock's avatar

Sorry, Marquane, I'm already dating someone. She's a Marine. I've recently converted to Judeo-Islam. I brake for small animals. I donate to my local food pantry. I vote Democratic.

Are you getting it, Marquane? I'm just not that into you!

Oblio's Cap's avatar

Jodeo-Islam? So you're truly a person of the books.

Tosca's avatar

Have you tried telling him you're Vaccinated? That usually works.

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Another Red State village that lost their idiot to D.C.

Mahousu's avatar

Fortunately, they won't exhaust their supply anytime soon.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

Sean should challenge Mullin to a civics quiz.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

From "Stand your butt up!" on the Senate floor to "Anywhere, anytime!" in front of a mountain of firearms is pretty much everything wrong with Republicans in a single meme.

Phried Ω's avatar

Does Oklahoma have red flag laws cuz this big pile of murder guns is a red flag?

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I think they're going for blue flag laws, where you can take a person's books away from them if there's a danger they might become liberal.

NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

O’Brien is a 4th generation Teamster from Boston. If they’re gonna weigh stones, O’Brien is gonna need a 6k forklift to deliver his to the table, vs. lil’Markie’s handbag.

aureolamanita's avatar

"lil’Markie’s handbag"

*coin purse

Mx.le Maerin's Luxury Comedy's avatar

So how long before someone doxxes Markywayne's sekrit Grindr account - ? Cause that's some *mighty butch posturing* going on over there. As Colbert put it after airing those clips: "...Are they gonna f(bleep)k??"

bluePNWcats's avatar

He can get together with Matt and Schlapp it all out.