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Abiatha Swelter's avatar

I guess this guy hasn’t heard about the Purism Librem phone? I.e., the phone that actually does this function already? And the folks at Purism would be the first to explain that developing a new phone from scratch is a non-trivial project.

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gingermtgirl's avatar

Such poor grammar. It's always driven me nuts.

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Marla's avatar

So I take this imbecile has somewhere in the neighborhood of 30,000 Chinese Knock-off Android phones he's desperate but trying not to look desperate in getting rid of.

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The Barstow Kid's avatar

"just like the old days when men were men and we called up the internet on a 56K modem."

I was quite excited when I replaced my 110/300 baud modem with a 1200 baud. The text went to the screen faster than I could read it.

Fast, baby!!!

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BrianW's avatar

Oh. My. Cod. These puns are terrible! I don't think it's a stretch to say that you're krilling me, here.

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Virgiebeach's avatar

EWww, say the female (and male too ) people with any discernment. Blergh.

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Virgiebeach's avatar

LBJ had their number, for sure. :/

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Bindersfulohostbodies's avatar

Life is art! I can’t decide if this guy is begging for a SNL skit with guest Chris Hemsworth playing him, or if he wants a gig on SNL so he can spoof Chris Hemsworth.

Earlier this week, someone posted asking for suggestions for how to sell an outdated cell to wingnuts for $500. I’m not digging through my comments to find it. But my suggestion was to tell them it was the last model cell that could thwart the new Big Brother softwares, and call it a ‘Patriot Phone’. Was the poster referring to this very thing in the article, or should I be demanding a 10% share for marketing concepts?

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Dr. Rags's avatar

Salmon needs to stop this!

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kareemachan's avatar

milo has a lot to answer for, with the badly bleached blonde hair turning up on 'hip' repugs.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

"... make grifting great again."

Amen, Sister!

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Zyxomma's avatar

Oh, noes! Ta, Liz. Let the grifting begin continue.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

And getting more so every day, unfortunately.

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

I am. I'm just playing the long game.

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

But you could buy 6 more, strap them together and really have something there, you know?

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

This fishing expedition needs to stop before it flounders.

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