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GIMME THAT OLDTIME RELIGION!!!

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Fuck! I didn't get it til your comment.

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My parents bought toys like that on purpose. I look forward to torturing my children the same way.

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Considering that the US is one of the easiest countries in the world to hide money in, that seems redundant.

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..I would love to spread rumors that Hillary worked for a DC Madam.

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I was in the Army when we were deployed to hep Florida recover from Hurricane Andrew. Then they ordered us to stop helping civilians clean up. ::headdesk::

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Totally superfluous!

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Not sure you should be cheering Trump's downfall yet - that will give the nomination to Cruz, who people who aren't complete swivel-eyed loons might vote for; and his position is hardly an antidote to Trump

http://www.independent.co.u...

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The Apostle's creed (c390CE) begs to differ. :P

It was more of a mutual split involving a dispute over the Patriarch vs the Pope and Greek vs Latin.

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Maybe the badgers voted against him as revenge for his having killed cousin Fred and mounting the poor victim on his head.

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Eat Cheese with Dye.

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Her expression is priceless.

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Instead of "Momentum," how about calling it "Ol' Mo?" The seasoned, professional sports yakkers prefer "Ol' Mo."

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This could be the last tigm

Maybe the last tigm

I don't know. Oh no. Oh no

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Enh. Local customs. There's longstanding diplomatic groups of Catholics and Orthodox who work to figure out how to bring the two sides back together. All the things that the olds thought were important back then are less of an issue than allowing priests to marry, I suspect.

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