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Mexico did not send us back our best Senator.....rapist? murderer? arguably so.....

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Cruz was the cause of his wife’s ‘friends’ snitching on them. If he hadn’t lied so publicly and poorly, they probably would have just left it as a topic for backstabbing gossip at the country club. Also, I picture Heidi being the type of wealthy asshat that goes into heat seeking missile mode when someone who isn’t more famous than her challenges her reputation. Lol! Hope she didn’t have ‘the help’ in her group text. Meh... even still, the other wealthy folks are just as likely to share dirt with support staff as they are reporters, if they feel slighted.

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Also too, motherfucker just came back from an international excursion -- WHY THE FUCK AREN'T YOU IN QUARANTINE, RAFAEL!!!

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What a putz.

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Apparently, they are Finnish.

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Don't be silly. Ted's never been invited to those.

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He doesn't care... He's as interested in his job as Trump was...

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I wish they would ask every politician in texas just one question. do you want to connect back to the rest of america's energy grid and follow the regulations everybody else has to follow, or do you want to continue to go it alone? I also love that in the hannity clip cruz brags about how low the cost of living is in texas compared to NY and CA. the cost of living is much lower in sierra leone than in norway, where do want to live, ted?

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He never meant to just “drop off” his kids! That he’s trying to get away with that demonstrably false narrative pisses me right off! As the youths say, we have the receipts, Ted!

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But he shore done pwned them Libs.

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These people were outwardly proud of what they did, proclaimed they did it for their leader, and expressed disappointment that said leader wouldn’t get them off the hook. Also, the sack of shit publicly said he “loved” them. If these are “provocateurs,” then they must be hella into their roles to keep them up all the way to prison.

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Colbert had a great description of Scruffy last nice: His face was attacked by villages and then tarred and pubed.

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Never let facts get in the way of a good lie. Especially when the truth makes you look like the pile of rancid goat vomit you are.

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Trying to get a refund from United for his previously schedule flight.

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Since Ted Cruz didn't get the full experience of being in Mexico on his last trip, a mariachi band came to his home to cheer him uphttps://twitter.com/i/statu...

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So my job has an office in ATX, and last week they were checking in on staff daily. They were organizing food runs, dropping off supplies and blankets, and organizing help for anyone who needed it, telling people not to worry about work. Any PTO people took last week has been struck off and the hours credited back. Heck, they are still telling people to log the hell off and get their plumbing sorted before even thinking about work. They have done and are doing more than Ted Fucking Cruz.I don't think this is what the GOP means by the free market leading the way...

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