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Vienna Woods's avatar

Damn right. Cuba can have him.

Incoming Ham's avatar

He seems to think, paraphrasing his spokesdrone, that it won't be an impediment. I have no idea what that means. Perhaps Cruz is planning a coup?

Incoming Ham's avatar

If we can't get Mexico to take back Texas, can we get Canada to repossess Ted Cruz?

bobbert's avatar

It does make him an American citizen. It's the undefined "natural-born" part that might trip him up.

Lot_49's avatar

In their wisdom and foresight, the Founding Patriarchs spared us the possibility of Presidents Schwarzenegger and Kissinger. This is why revere them.

BTW, your avatar has a very low FQ. Just saying...

Lot_49's avatar

David Dewhurst must've been the worst candidate evah to lose to this guy. He's just <i> not that likable.</i>

Capt.Jim's avatar

Seems as if they are in a rush this time to show the country what real assholes they are.We are a long way off before the election and they are playing zoo monkeys and slinging the shit at each other already, by the time 2016 rolls around a dingleberry from a rats ass will have a better chance than any of the GOP wannabes