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D Ash's avatar

He's *binging*!, so-- Be afraid! Be very afraid!

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D Ash's avatar

And what the hell is that pile he's leaving behind? Those ain't rabbit pellets!

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alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

Kind of oozy, gooey, and oily, also too.

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Jack Parsons's avatar

http://www.tedcruztruefacts...

TED CRUZ’S ANUS IS WHERE HIS BELLY BUTTON SHOULD BE, AND HIS BELLY BUTTON IS WHERE HIS ANUS SHOULD BE.

It's true because it's on the internets!

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willi0000000's avatar

i think you may have been tricked by the lighting the second time through . . . it really is a spherical bus . . . a million years ago it was at the deCordova but i missed seeing it . . . i wonder where it wound up?

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willi0000000's avatar

just found out . . . it's by Billy Gibbons of ZZ Top . . . here's a better pic

https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Steely_Fan's avatar

OK, y'all just go ahead and knock each other out over Joan, who is admittedly lovely & smart & amazing. Imma just gonna go over here and claim Frances Rivera for my very own...

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Lord-Nash's avatar

What's worse? The fool or the fool who follows him?

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Mark McCauley's avatar

Actually, he's so full of shit that he uses his mouth as a colostomy. Look it up.

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

Politically, he is using a tactic that MIGHT win him the primary, but will lose him the general. And that is the strange creature the modern repubican has become - he has to go so far to the right to win over the crazies in is party he is totally unattractive to any moderate voter.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

I love most of Rowan Atkinson's work, particularly _Blackadder_, but I can't stand Mr Bean. Sorry.

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The Sinister Porpoise's avatar

You can dismantle one of the greatest empires from the inside? Don't you want that?

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Queen Méabh's avatar

"Intentionally obscure the facts with internet noise" . . . I like that phrase. That's a great phrase. I'm going to write that down and use it, and pretend I thought of it.

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Queen Méabh's avatar

Here's my burning question. . .where I live a woman is required to wait 72 hours after her first appointment at an abortion clinic before she can actually have the abortion, which is blatant discrimination against low-income women who now have to travel hundreds of miles to the one and only abortion clinic in my state, missing work for several days, and wrong in so many other ways as well. So why is a woman required to wait 72 hours to get an abortion, but if you merely HINT at a POSSIBLE suggestion that people who want to guy a gun should wait 72 hours to take it home from a gun store, the gun fanatics go ballistic? Guns are used to kill people. There is no other possible use for them. The same people who oppose any kind of firearm waiting period are the ones who think abortion is murder. Murder is murder. If you have to wait 72 hours to commit one "murder", why not wait 72 hours to buy a weapon that can kill dozens of people??? There is clearly no logic whatsoever in how these fun fanatics think. This is not surprising, since the words "logic" and "fanatic" cancel each other out, so I guess I answered my own burning question.I really think the pro-choice movement is missing a great opportunity for a Supreme Court lawsuit here, based on this obvious contradiction.

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Poly_Ester's avatar

The POB line says "Change my address"

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

that's just a leftover hyperlink from my hasty copy and paste from the SoS website, like the one at 'Party Affiliation'. His address is:

Residential Address: 809 OURAY CT, HARTSEL, CO, 80449

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