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r m reddicks's avatar

I see what you did there. But, of course I'm drunk.

Dee Andee's avatar

He screwed up though--he forgot to roll up his sleeves.

Dee Andee's avatar

Still pandering to the basest elements of his base. Cruz, you probably haven't noticed but the train of time has rolled on and left all of you dumbasses sitting at the station scratching your *ahem* heads, saying, "What happened? Why isn't the world the way we want it and the way the Koch brothers said it would be if we let them buy it all?"

tubuc's avatar

Sorry Teddy-as a direct descendant of David Crockett-I take exception to your remarks. My great ancestor would take him outside of the congress and kick his ass..

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

In my view, Indiana was, as William Barret Travis at the Alamo said as he drew the line in the sand, it was a moment to choose which side of the line you stand.

What the everlovin' fuck? Indiana was a moment? William Barret Travis said that Indiana was a moment? A moment to choose which side of the line you stand? Diagram that sentence, Ted, I dare you.

EDIT: Corrected a transcription error up the chain. Still, completely incomprehensible.

eddi_TBH's avatar

Way to shoot yourself in both feet at once.

eddi_TBH's avatar

Best hit of the week.

eddi_TBH's avatar

He wouldn't be the only current congresspimp Mr. Crockett would curb stomp.

The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

Well now, his native language is Canadian. Give a break.

The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

Now there is the best argument for open-carry I've heard yet.

OneDemin EOr's avatar

Ted Cruz, the Douche of Earl.

OneDemin EOr's avatar

Needs to find himself some BCGs and a "Brokeback" leather jacket to complete the Texas Intellectual look.

Rick Gardner's avatar

look on the brighter side Ted , you'll be the pinata at Alamo II .

dshwa's avatar

He got hammered before I finished my response:

Or not to dumb to not recognize the satire.

Moran.