Ted Cruz had some inspiring thoughts about the long-dead Indiana law that would have allowed open discrimination against LGBT people, wishing that more Republicans would have had the guts to make a stand for it, even if it had driven Indiana's economy into the toilet. As his religious text, he provided a story from the Book of Texas, complaining that Democrats, Big Business, and The Gays had all mobbed up against the law, but that no Republicans had been willing to sacrifice themselves like the
Still pandering to the basest elements of his base. Cruz, you probably haven't noticed but the train of time has rolled on and left all of you dumbasses sitting at the station scratching your *ahem* heads, saying, "What happened? Why isn't the world the way we want it and the way the Koch brothers said it would be if we let them buy it all?"
Sorry Teddy-as a direct descendant of David Crockett-I take exception to your remarks. My great ancestor would take him outside of the congress and kick his ass..
In my view, Indiana was, as William Barret Travis at the Alamo said as he drew the line in the sand, it was a moment to choose which side of the line you stand.
What the everlovin' fuck? Indiana was a moment? William Barret Travis said that Indiana was a moment? A moment to choose which side of the line you stand? Diagram that sentence, Ted, I dare you.
EDIT: Corrected a transcription error up the chain. Still, completely incomprehensible.
I see what you did there. But, of course I'm drunk.
He screwed up though--he forgot to roll up his sleeves.
Still pandering to the basest elements of his base. Cruz, you probably haven't noticed but the train of time has rolled on and left all of you dumbasses sitting at the station scratching your *ahem* heads, saying, "What happened? Why isn't the world the way we want it and the way the Koch brothers said it would be if we let them buy it all?"
Sorry Teddy-as a direct descendant of David Crockett-I take exception to your remarks. My great ancestor would take him outside of the congress and kick his ass..
In my view, Indiana was, as William Barret Travis at the Alamo said as he drew the line in the sand, it was a moment to choose which side of the line you stand.
What the everlovin' fuck? Indiana was a moment? William Barret Travis said that Indiana was a moment? A moment to choose which side of the line you stand? Diagram that sentence, Ted, I dare you.
EDIT: Corrected a transcription error up the chain. Still, completely incomprehensible.
Way to shoot yourself in both feet at once.
Best hit of the week.
He wouldn't be the only current congresspimp Mr. Crockett would curb stomp.
Well now, his native language is Canadian. Give a break.
Well, aren't you special?!
Now there is the best argument for open-carry I've heard yet.
And biting the pillow HARD!
Ted Cruz, the Douche of Earl.
Needs to find himself some BCGs and a "Brokeback" leather jacket to complete the Texas Intellectual look.
look on the brighter side Ted , you'll be the pinata at Alamo II .
He got hammered before I finished my response:
Or not to dumb to not recognize the satire.
Moran.