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Zhu Bajie's avatar

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The biggest topic in the Hebrew scriptures is "stop cheating poor people."

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Zhu Bajie's avatar

Probably a different Jesus. Jesus is Greek for Joshua.

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Come here a minute's avatar

And we feel confident assuming Cruz doesn’t want a dirty Islamic Muslim starting HIS day on HIS knees, facing Mecca.No kidding -- he didn't say ELBOWS AND KNEES did he?

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Ah, I just don't advise you to eat any California crabs in the next few months.

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They didn't send her a plane ticket? You thing she pays to go to these thing?

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Was that redundant?

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Well, if you wanted a rough cyrillic pi-lowercase y-cee-backwards n.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

I don't know, a meek-out would be spoiled by just one grifter with a kick-boxing lesson.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Yes. My lack of knees is just one more reason that I am not qualified for the presidency.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Because...? "Gay marriage is an abomination" is my go to answer, but I'm curious as to where your advice came from.

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Clydene Cannon's avatar

Maybe Cruz is scrubbing floors like Saint Bernadette. Whatever he's doing on his knees has sure made him a dumb arse and a crazy man. Deliver us from him, please, and have him take Kevin Swanson with him when he goes.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Ah, it "should be" crab season right now, but they can't open it. For purely imaginary climate change reasons.http://www.sfchronicle.com/...

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Curiousbill's avatar

Did Cruz say he wanted to start each day as prez on his knees in front of VP Mario. Or vice versaSnark

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Thank God I don't believe in global warming, and merely noticed how cute the baby sea lion is. Dawww....

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danteardenz's avatar

Is it only me, but doesn't Cruz look like Grandpa Munster, Al Lewis out of makeup ?

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Frank Lee's avatar

Thats perfect because Paul Ryan looks like Eddie Munster - they should team up!

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