He pledges allegiance to the Bible ... Another week, another Jesusfestapalooza of Jesus-Americans letting their Jesus-freak flag fly, in the name of the holy spirit of founding fathers, amen. This one was called the "National Religious Liberties Conference," emceed by rightwing radio preacher Kevin Swanson,
And we feel confident assuming Cruz doesn’t want a dirty Islamic Muslim starting HIS day on HIS knees, facing Mecca.No kidding -- he didn't say ELBOWS AND KNEES did he?
Maybe Cruz is scrubbing floors like Saint Bernadette. Whatever he's doing on his knees has sure made him a dumb arse and a crazy man. Deliver us from him, please, and have him take Kevin Swanson with him when he goes.
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The biggest topic in the Hebrew scriptures is "stop cheating poor people."
Probably a different Jesus. Jesus is Greek for Joshua.
And we feel confident assuming Cruz doesn’t want a dirty Islamic Muslim starting HIS day on HIS knees, facing Mecca.No kidding -- he didn't say ELBOWS AND KNEES did he?
Ah, I just don't advise you to eat any California crabs in the next few months.
They didn't send her a plane ticket? You thing she pays to go to these thing?
Was that redundant?
Well, if you wanted a rough cyrillic pi-lowercase y-cee-backwards n.
I don't know, a meek-out would be spoiled by just one grifter with a kick-boxing lesson.
Yes. My lack of knees is just one more reason that I am not qualified for the presidency.
Because...? "Gay marriage is an abomination" is my go to answer, but I'm curious as to where your advice came from.
Maybe Cruz is scrubbing floors like Saint Bernadette. Whatever he's doing on his knees has sure made him a dumb arse and a crazy man. Deliver us from him, please, and have him take Kevin Swanson with him when he goes.
Ah, it "should be" crab season right now, but they can't open it. For purely imaginary climate change reasons.http://www.sfchronicle.com/...
Did Cruz say he wanted to start each day as prez on his knees in front of VP Mario. Or vice versaSnark
Thank God I don't believe in global warming, and merely noticed how cute the baby sea lion is. Dawww....
Is it only me, but doesn't Cruz look like Grandpa Munster, Al Lewis out of makeup ?
Thats perfect because Paul Ryan looks like Eddie Munster - they should team up!