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Vienna Woods's avatar

I knew what that link would be. Well played.

Vienna Woods's avatar

We're metric north of the border. 4 litres.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Good to see he's "Still Alive"

Painter of Goats's avatar

Weeeee bit? My personal tiredness of Ted Cruz is large and throbbing.

Fartknocker's avatar

Ted the Canadian Anchor Baby has forgotten one little, but important fact: Compromise was reached in the AHCA because it's not a single payer system.

Also2Something's avatar

My son has nearly enough lax gear in our garage to field a team... A good body check & some "accidental" slashing would make him appreciate his coverage. "Let's roll?"

Shypixel's avatar

Can we maybe get just a little Death Panels in Obamacare? Just for this twit?

schmannity's avatar

This reminds me of a story that Sen. Sam Ervin told during the Watergate hearings.

A fisherman caught a fish and got it in his boat, but it wouldn't stop flopping around. Finally, the fisherman said, "Why are you fighting so much, all I want to do is gut you?"

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Ah, yes, the classic "I Know You Are, But What Am I?" defense.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

It was his idea to shut down the government if the ACA isn't defunded, but it's not his fault if the government shuts down.

Logic a middle-schooler can appreciate.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Ted needs to eat his broccoli .

PubOption's avatar

He should be aware of the Cost of Concord(ia).