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I knew what that link would be. Well played.

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We-Don't-Care?

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We're metric north of the border. 4 litres.

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Good to see he's "Still Alive"

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Weeeee bit? My personal tiredness of Ted Cruz is large and throbbing.

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Ted the Canadian Anchor Baby has forgotten one little, but important fact: Compromise was reached in the AHCA because it's not a single payer system.

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My son has nearly enough lax gear in our garage to field a team... A good body check & some "accidental" slashing would make him appreciate his coverage. "Let's roll?"

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Can we maybe get just a little Death Panels in Obamacare? Just for this twit?

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This reminds me of a story that Sen. Sam Ervin told during the Watergate hearings.

A fisherman caught a fish and got it in his boat, but it wouldn't stop flopping around. Finally, the fisherman said, "Why are you fighting so much, all I want to do is gut you?"

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Ah, yes, the classic "I Know You Are, But What Am I?" defense.

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It was his idea to shut down the government if the ACA isn't defunded, but it's not his fault if the government shuts down.

Logic a middle-schooler can appreciate.

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Ted needs to eat his broccoli .

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A gory allegory!

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Thanks again, Texas.

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He should be aware of the Cost of Concord(ia).

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