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Yep... All three Heathers, J.D., and the "I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON!" guy. What an odd coalition!

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The slimy Senator from Alberta was feathering his own nest with his speech. What he doesn't get is that the bird has been plucked clean and is frying in the pan.And he just set fire to his own house.

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Oooh, oooh, ooooh! Do Ann Coulter!

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Another instant lose, alas. I did research and everything; I honestly think she's said nothing decent in her entire life, possibly.

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Yeah, that sounds right.

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OH. I know exactly what you're talking about and that made me sick as well. I honestly, honestly, don't know how anyone is able to do that, unless they are in the process of planning a real serious "revenge is a dish best served cold" meal. I couldn't. I would not physically be able to do it, because my entire body would revolt and my arms wouldn't work.

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"I hate to say this, but if everyone followed Ted Cruz’s example and stopped forgiving Donald Trump for being awful and acting like it doesn’t matter, I’d be a lot less scared right now."

This. A thousand million elevendy times this.

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The best is Tiffany. She looks like she has an internal "aw snap!"

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Sorry chump. You've been taking cheap shots at FLOTUS throughout the primary process. You get no kudos for white knighting when somebody does it to you. You, you asswipe, are part of the problem. You caused your wife to be fair game so fuk you.

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Problem with Cruz is he's wrong 24 hours a day.

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Yeah, the metaphor is stretched here. If you're right for the wrong reasons, it's Schoedinger's stopped cat.

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Cruz held a grudge against the right person, for once in his life.

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Yeah it was disgusting. Ralph Reed bragged about "delivering South Carolina for W" and it was a well established Karl Rove trademark to use whisper campaigns to spread really disgusting lies about his opponents. There's even audio of a South Carolina elected official telling Dubya to hit McCain in his soft spots and Dubya telling him he was going to. Disgraceful. I lost all respect for John McCain the moment I saw him embrace a guy who did that to him....even Ted Cruz has more honor and self respect.

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He made a speech to the assembled Bush family pets and pointedly did not endorse Trump.

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It is awfully convenient, though, that in standing up for his wife and father Ted also managed to launch his 2020 campaign. What would have been completely honorable (and not at all self-serving) would be Ted announcing that he could neither endorse Trump, nor continue to run for president, because he was devoted to his family.

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I will give him some credit for standing with his wife and father--not a lot. I think if the circumstances played in a way that throwing them under the bus would get him the presidency, he'd do it in a hot fucking minute. I'm basing this on his other very public displays of political opportunism and venom. If Trump promised him a position of real power that would move Teddy closer to the oval, and if it weren't so well known that Trump lies and doesn't keep his promises, booger lips would have been endorsing the hell out Donny every night of the convention. Sorry, I simply don't have any idealism where the RWNJs playing politician are concerned.

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