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Doug Langley's avatar

Yep. A perfectly normal marathon.

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Granny Sprinkle's avatar

Granny isn't judging.

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phoenix00's avatar

IOKIYAR

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Lefty Mark's avatar

If you want it, here it is, come and get it.

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Poly_Ester's avatar

Donnie owes the Russian mob bigly (or big league if you insist), hence his "affinity" for all things Russian.

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Poly_Ester's avatar

Marathoners don't usually stop at every bar along the route.

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Doug Langley's avatar

Since when? Gotta stay hydrated, you know.

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eka's avatar

Well, I survived. I only got yelled at by three men. I maybe had an impact on two people out of fifty doors. Well, maybe three. I'm not sure about "organized labor" and "my christian religion" guy. I could speak to the labor part but personally think his religion should have no role in this election, so I couldn't address his concerns there.

While I'm on the fence about whether this morning gives me hope for our political situation, I am certainly deeply depressed about sexism in this country. When you have men in their twenties basically telling you that they agree with hillary's policies but won't be voting because there's just something they don't like about her, it's depressing. If it were all older guys, i'd feel better.

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kbbaldwin2's avatar

I agree. I've been a precinct worker, and to have any significant rigging would take a conspiracy of literally hundreds if not thousands of people.

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kbbaldwin2's avatar

She doesn't need a reason - she just likes to send out her secret ninja killers to do people in. Since she got into politics 30 years or so ago, literally thousands of people have died in unsolved murders, or just plain disappeared. Coincidence? I think not!

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kbbaldwin2's avatar

Sure unarmed, but still protected behind a might shield of down-to-the bone stupid.

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kbbaldwin2's avatar

By golly, I think you nailed it! I'm changing my vote.

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Tpyo Knig's avatar

You mean like the moon landing, 9/11 and JFK assassination?

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Major_Major_Major's avatar

Too late for me, I already cast my 666.votes for the great Satan. I wish I'd known all this stuff about Donald beforehand.

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Skaarphy's avatar

Seagal and Ted Nugent should have sex.

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Feeling Groovy's avatar

I agree. And don't worry. I think most of the seriously deranged Trumpstapo will be at a rally.

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