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He went to Princeton undergrad...

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Would they STAY bought, then?

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Enough said.

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Ted regards the American public like jurors. Any way to sway their opinion is fair. Truth has nothing to do with it.

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A <i>series</i> of tubes.

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DO NOT WANT

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Does anyone have a nice big bag of our favorite salted rat dicks to send to Ted?

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I have been waiting for the Repubs to claim that they are 'taking Al Gore out of the internet', but they have not gone there, yet. Have they forgotten some of their previous lies?

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But the way he lies is so... commanding.

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God, grant me the serenity to lie my ass off, the courage to still say I'm a Christian, and the ignorance to not get the irony.

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Cruz isn't stupid- he's preaching to stupid people

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pour some gravy on them and Cruz will feel right at home

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NN will fail, because this kind of shit Cruz is spewing just fucking works.

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<i>...Hedy Lamarr’s 1942 patent that made cell phones possible in the first place.</i>

That's Hedley!

Low-hanging fruit is the bestest fruit.

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isn't he running the risk that all the olds will glom onto the new Obama for the internet because they believe it will let them have their old rotary phone back?

OK, not likely, but if you really want conservatards to get it, tell them they won't be able to Skype their grandchildren if Crazy Teddy gets his way.

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