Therapy with Ted is ...complex. The "halfway house" mentioned was in fact a medium security penitentiary. Ted managed to abscond while the poorly paid TX DOC guards were watching a football game.
Have no fear...I keep a well stocked pharmacy here at Shady Acres, including a substantial quantity of Thorazine should Ted ever return.
Slightly OT. Twice, while eating at Ruths Chris, management asked patrons to leave because of their squalling babies. When you're paying fifty bucks or more for a steak, the last thing you want with your dinner is a squealing child.
I heard Cruz's pathetic ramblings about Obama and baseball and Cuba and thought - "You know Ted, why don't you shut up and go figure out an actual, workable economic policy?"
The repubs never seem to worry about the xtian terrorists.
Therapy with Ted is ...complex. The "halfway house" mentioned was in fact a medium security penitentiary. Ted managed to abscond while the poorly paid TX DOC guards were watching a football game.
Have no fear...I keep a well stocked pharmacy here at Shady Acres, including a substantial quantity of Thorazine should Ted ever return.
If the universe was just it could have been a twofer
He's never had an orgasm with his flaccid peen. If he had, he would be a lot nicer, and less of an asshole.
The kids probably resemble the UPS guy.
We need a Serious President, like Ted Cruz...https://media4.giphy.com/me...
You forgot mccain and miz lindzy.
'Cept when it comes to moving the Overton window to the right. In that regard they have done much better than the Dems over the last 30 - 40 years.
Traditionally, doesn't one usually stick their head in a cold gas oven?
Just so you know, it's okay to admit you need a break from Ted. It's not okay to call me and ask me to cover your shift, but a vacay is acceptable.
It's "chomp, chomp, pass" don't be greedy.
Obs a leaking aperture from hell.
Slightly OT. Twice, while eating at Ruths Chris, management asked patrons to leave because of their squalling babies. When you're paying fifty bucks or more for a steak, the last thing you want with your dinner is a squealing child.
I heard Cruz's pathetic ramblings about Obama and baseball and Cuba and thought - "You know Ted, why don't you shut up and go figure out an actual, workable economic policy?"
The day will never come.
Waitaminnit!
Don't you have an older sister? I think I met her at one of Jack Kirby's shindigs.
She is one tall drink of water!
Yeah, but this is the REPUBLICAN party. It requires something extra.
He can have a rally at Mill Ends Park.