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It's the soft face, piggy eyes, and weird lack of facial expression that do it. Same expression and tone, whether discussing mass slaughter or having another cup of coffee, suggest that they're both of equal import to him -- and that's scary.

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In a school about a mile from Westover AFB, a major SAC B-52 base, the principal knew not to bother with this nonsense. (We did it exactly once, probably because someone was checking.)

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freakishlyterrified's avatar

You're a fucking U.S. Senator, (one of only a hundred Jesus Christ), debate and vote for an AUMF instead of whining and trashing the president you cowardly bitch.

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Hillary beat 'em all to it... but the liebrul media let her walk it back in a hurry.

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Yooge carpet. Classy - the best carpet in the world. Really, it's the best! You won't believe how nice it is.

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eddi_TBH's avatar

No doubt. But I don't think any of the CCC (current clown car) have yet. Cruz implied nukes with that "glowing sand" crack. But it was too subtle.

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Ryan Denniston's avatar

I'm not that creative, here is the proper source.

http://www.balloon-juice.co...

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HITO's avatar

Who's this "we...we...we" Ted's referring to? Frog in his pocket, undoubtedly.

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Buddy McCue's avatar

Funny how that works...

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Paperless Tiger's avatar

Well, Ted, in war we don't call it "politically correct". We call it "hearts and minds". If you knew anything about the military, you would know that, but you don't, because you're a poser.

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LadyLaz's avatar

This is why I want the draft reinstated

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Haribo Lector's avatar

I don't understand why he's even running for President when he's Canadian.

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pstokk's avatar

I refuse to be scared by terrorists.

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Haribo Lector's avatar

They don't all wear plaid. Some of them wear Mountie uniforms, and some of them work in Tim Horton's. #NotAllCanadians

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Haribo Lector's avatar

To be honest, it does actually sound like weakness to me. Resorting to brutal violence is the hallmark of the weak.

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